ChessChat

But still. So who is this "Queen of the Chinchillas"?

your maiden is delicious OM NOM NOM

... *Gives you the look*

My friend Lara Bar aka Lara aka Jack aka Chinchilara

Uh okay... And how do you propose the two of us meet?

idk shes in person so...thats an issue

you uh, could add her to the chat since she used to be in band

wait, I sense you are doing something

*Is doing something*

*Is existing*

um are you busy though? like right now

Wait, but you're not coming back to the chat, are you? You wouldn't be there to introduce us.

No, I'm not suer busy, unless you consider having lots to do busy, then yes. But I'm not currently doing a bunch of stuff.

hehehe ima get more people on here

super* Uh okay...?

nevermind

... Okay. 

*wulfrum squeals and munches on the maiden meat leftovers* aww

... Don't. You. DARE.

*a squirt of blood gets in wulfrums eyes, he shrieks and runs over to you whimpering*