Chess.com Family tree 2ND EDITION!!!!!!!

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It's finally updated! There are the TELETUBBIES!!!!!!

gauss1181 (creator)+spice (Generation One) (Me and Spice are married!)

Generation 2: kronick-eshultz-Gaby-HieMuffinMan-Pillsbury_Doughboy-nickel1356

Gen 2 Marriages: kronick+eshultz, add+munchkin, RedSoxpawn+RUZAN13, rich+emilyispsycho, AWARD+CHESS

Gen. 3: 4lordme-Prairie_Knight-elms-lordbobbetti-ruizleiva-Orbis_Daimon (children of kronick and eshultz), littlechessmaster-mercytononeZ-Andersjakk-jesde-chuck1-LasUnicorn-MommaTo4Brats-Sandyboots (children of add and munchkin, haha that's a lot of children), Steve_Spain-BarneyRubble-sighthound-bk1-KittyCat95-Lenny_Bongcloud-Rael-monica-Wefivehomeschoolers (children of rich and emilyispsycho)

Gen. 3:Pillsbury_Doughboy-HieMuffinMan (children of RedSoxpawn and RUZAN13), twin brothers who are the muffin men of chess.com, AWARDCHESS (son of AWARD and CHESS)

Bobby Shen (gasp! he came to visit the chess.com family tree!) only son of owenscowens and Dr_Doc_MD

Gen 2 also has owenscowens+Dr_Doc_MD

 

UPDATE: RedSoxpawn divorced rookierae. He remarried, this time to RUZAN13, Congrats to him! He's now married to a teletubbie! Now his children would have partial teletubbie blood!

More tidbits for the tree:

OTHER COMMUNITY MEMBERS:

matalinaw: math tutor

the_mathematician: math champion

Vance917: Genetics Researcher

Add: Psychiatrist

littlechessmaster: Physician/Family Doctor

spice: math tutor

kohai: PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON (lol!)

owenscowens: Chess.com's favorite cheerleader (lol!!!!!!) and fashion designer

fashion_rocks: fashion designer who hates owenscowens

Orbis_Daimon: professional engineer/aeronautics scientist

RedSoxpawn: Chess.com Olympics gold medalist and Tae Kwon Do black belt

kronick: entertainer

willroya: magician

4lordme: ship captain

HieMuffinMan: muffin baker and merchant

Pillsbury_Doughboy: muffin baker and merchant

Evil-Monkey: fruit and vegetable store owner

GM YelenaDembo: Chess GM

oldmetrodome: Milkman!!!

crapitsmatty: video game storeowner

MommaTo4brats: Milkmaid!!!!

bigsmoke789: RPG fan

bart225: artist

Prairie_Knight: farmer

elms: Math Competition Coordinator!

nickel1356: Everyone's favorite chess coach

NyteWolff: construction worker

Ryuzaki_Lawliet: RedSoxpawns' Tae Kwon Do Coach!

TELETUBBIES: (YAY!) gauss1181 (tinky winky), RUZAN13 (laa laa), Orbis_Daimon (dipsy), eshultz (po)

NON HUMAN FAMILY MEMBERS:

themonkey: pet monkey

jesde: Noo-Noo the family vacuum cleaner, the Teletubbies' favorite!

KittyCat95: pet kitty cat

kitten: pet kitty cat

littlehotpot: family teapot

timmaylivinalie: the couch

Polgar0: kitchen table

KevinLovesChess: chessboard

kenoscar: pet dog

Please feel free to include any suggestions about this so we can improve our Cyber Family!!!

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I want to be in the Family Tree.

ADK

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Who is THIS Person?

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RUZAN is a high school girl who lives in Laa Laa Land!

She's SEXY, FUN, CARING, AND SMART! HER CHESS RATIN IS 1300 something and she takes honors ap classes! BE PROUD.

gauss1181 (creator)+spice (Generation One) (Me and Spice are married!)

Generation 2: kronick-eshultz-Gaby-HieMuffinMan-Pillsbury_Doughboy-nickel1356

Gen 2 Marriages: kronick+eshultz, add+munchkin, RedSoxpawn+RUZAN13, rich+emilyispsycho, AWARD+CHESS

Gen. 3: 4lordme-Prairie_Knight-elms-lordbobbetti-ruizleiva-Orbis_Daimon (children of kronick and eshultz), littlechessmaster-mercytononeZ-Andersjakk-jesde-chuck1-LasUnicorn-MommaTo4Brats-Sandyboots (children of add and munchkin, haha that's a lot of children), Steve_Spain-BarneyRubble-sighthound-bk1-KittyCat95-Lenny_Bongcloud-Rael-monica-Wefivehomeschoolers (children of rich and emilyispsycho)

Gen. 3:Pillsbury_Doughboy-HieMuffinMan (children of RedSoxpawn and RUZAN13), twin brothers who are the muffin men of chess.com, AWARDCHESS (son of AWARD and CHESS)

Bobby Shen (gasp! he came to visit the chess.com family tree!) only son of owenscowens and Dr_Doc_MD

Gen 2 also has owenscowens+Dr_Doc_MD

 

UPDATE: RedSoxpawn divorced rookierae. He remarried, this time to RUZAN13, Congrats to him! He's now married to a teletubbie! Now his children would have partial teletubbie blood!

More tidbits for the tree:

OTHER COMMUNITY MEMBERS:

matalinaw: math tutor

the_mathematician: math champion

Vance917: Genetics Researcher

Add: Psychiatrist

littlechessmaster: Physician/Family Doctor

spice: math tutor

kohai: PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON (lol!)

owenscowens: Chess.com's favorite cheerleader (lol!!!!!!) and fashion designer

fashion_rocks: fashion designer who hates owenscowens

Orbis_Daimon: professional engineer/aeronautics scientist

RedSoxpawn: Chess.com Olympics gold medalist and Tae Kwon Do black belt

kronick: entertainer

willroya: magician

4lordme: ship captain

HieMuffinMan: muffin baker and merchant

Pillsbury_Doughboy: muffin baker and merchant

Evil-Monkey: fruit and vegetable store owner

GM YelenaDembo: Chess GM

oldmetrodome: Milkman!!!

crapitsmatty: video game storeowner

MommaTo4brats: Milkmaid!!!!

bigsmoke789: RPG fan

bart225: artist

Prairie_Knight: farmer

elms: Math Competition Coordinator!

nickel1356: Everyone's favorite chess coach

NyteWolff: construction worker

Ryuzaki_Lawliet: RedSoxpawns' Tae Kwon Do Coach!

TELETUBBIES: (YAY!) gauss1181 (tinky winky), RUZAN13 (laa laa), Orbis_Daimon (dipsy), eshultz (po)

NON HUMAN FAMILY MEMBERS:

themonkey: pet monkey

jesde: Noo-Noo the family vacuum cleaner, the Teletubbies' favorite!

KittyCat95: pet kitty cat

kitten: pet kitty cat

littlehotpot: family teapot

timmaylivinalie: the couch

Polgar0: kitchen table

KevinLovesChess: chessboard

kenoscar: pet dog

ADK: pet lizard!

Please feel free to include any suggestions about this so we can improve our Cyber Family!!!

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I'm still so confused by all of this...is there something I'm missing here?

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your not missing anything...

 

this is just for fun

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I was refering to the trainer. How do I have kids with this person if I already had  the same kids with the other person, I thought I was paying child support

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Its like a bad dream

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I have played a ton of games with emily, but I have only seen Ruzan's page once, next thing I know I am paired up with herUndecided I think I am being tracked

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I guess not

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Do you want a divorce? I can re pair you with Lil-Sparks if you wish.

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He does

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Isn't it

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you go to court and the judge declares you unmarried as far as I know

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It can be

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wow...what's with this whole big deal on the divorce thing?

any1 u know who thinks needs kids? teletubbie replacements, etc.?

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UPDATE AGAIN!

 

gauss1181 (creator)+spice (Generation One) (Me and Spice are married!)

Generation 2: kronick-eshultz-Gaby-HieMuffinMan-Pillsbury_Doughboy-nickel1356

Gen 2 Marriages: kronick+eshultz, add+munchkin, RedSoxpawn+RUZAN13, rich+Lil-Sparks, AWARD+CHESS

Gen. 3: 4lordme-Prairie_Knight-elms-lordbobbetti-ruizleiva-Orbis_Daimon (children of kronick and eshultz), littlechessmaster-mercytononeZ-Andersjakk-jesde-chuck1-LasUnicorn-MommaTo4Brats-Sandyboots (children of add and munchkin, haha that's a lot of children), Steve_Spain-BarneyRubble-sighthound-bk1-KittyCat95-Lenny_Bongcloud-Rael-monica-Wefivehomeschoolers (children of rich and Lil-Sparks)

Gen. 3:Pillsbury_Doughboy-HieMuffinMan (children of RedSoxpawn and RUZAN13), twin brothers who are the muffin men of chess.com, AWARDCHESS (son of AWARD and CHESS)

Bobby Shen (gasp! he came to visit the chess.com family tree!) only son of owenscowens and Dr_Doc_MD

Gen 2 also has owenscowens+Dr_Doc_MD

 

UPDATE: RedSoxpawn divorced rookierae. He remarried, this time to RUZAN13, Congrats to him! He's now married to a teletubbie! Now his children would have partial teletubbie blood!

More tidbits for the tree:

OTHER COMMUNITY MEMBERS:

matalinaw: math tutor

the_mathematician: math champion

Vance917: Genetics Researcher

Add: Psychiatrist

littlechessmaster: Physician/Family Doctor

spice: math tutor

kohai: PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON (lol!)

owenscowens: Chess.com's favorite cheerleader (lol!!!!!!) and fashion designer, well known bandit of f5 keys

gauss1181: Creates F5 keys for everyone to use and enjoy!

eshultz: Works with gauss1181, maintains F5 keys so that they function properly for everyone!

fashion_rocks: fashion designer who hates owenscowens

Orbis_Daimon: professional engineer/aeronautics scientist

RedSoxpawn: Chess.com Olympics gold medalist and Tae Kwon Do black belt

kronick: entertainer

willroya: magician

4lordme: ship captain

HieMuffinMan: muffin baker and merchant

Pillsbury_Doughboy: muffin baker and merchant

Evil-Monkey: fruit and vegetable store owner

GM YelenaDembo: Chess GM

oldmetrodome: Milkman!!!

crapitsmatty: video game storeowner

MommaTo4brats: Milkmaid!!!!

bigsmoke789: RPG fan

bart225: artist

Prairie_Knight: farmer

elms: Math Competition Coordinator!

nickel1356: Everyone's favorite chess coach

NyteWolff: construction worker

Ryuzaki_Lawliet: RedSoxpawns' Tae Kwon Do Coach!

TELETUBBIES: (YAY!) gauss1181 (tinky winky), RUZAN13 (laa laa), Orbis_Daimon (dipsy), eshultz (po)

NON HUMAN FAMILY MEMBERS:

themonkey: pet monkey

jesde: Noo-Noo the family vacuum cleaner, the Teletubbies' favorite!

KittyCat95: pet kitty cat

kitten: pet kitty cat

littlehotpot: family teapot

timmaylivinalie: the couch

Polgar0: kitchen table

KevinLovesChess: chessboard

kenoscar: pet dog

ADK: pet lizard!

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call me pet pikman

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gauss1181 (creator)+spice (Generation One) (Me and Spice are married!)

Generation 2: kronick-eshultz-Gaby-HieMuffinMan-Pillsbury_Doughboy-nickel1356

Gen 2 Marriages: kronick+eshultz, add+munchkin, RedSoxpawn+RUZAN13, rich+Lil-Sparks, AWARD+CHESS

Gen. 3: 4lordme-Prairie_Knight-elms-lordbobbetti-ruizleiva-Orbis_Daimon (children of kronick and eshultz), littlechessmaster-mercytononeZ-Andersjakk-jesde-chuck1-LasUnicorn-MommaTo4Brats-Sandyboots (children of add and munchkin, haha that's a lot of children), Steve_Spain-BarneyRubble-sighthound-bk1-KittyCat95-Lenny_Bongcloud-Rael-monica-Wefivehomeschoolers (children of rich and Lil-Sparks)

Gen. 3:Pillsbury_Doughboy-HieMuffinMan (children of RedSoxpawn and RUZAN13), twin brothers who are the muffin men of chess.com, AWARDCHESS (son of AWARD and CHESS)

Bobby Shen (gasp! he came to visit the chess.com family tree!) only son of owenscowens and Dr_Doc_MD

Gen 2 also has owenscowens+Dr_Doc_MD

 

UPDATE: RedSoxpawn divorced rookierae. He remarried, this time to RUZAN13, Congrats to him! He's now married to a teletubbie! Now his children would have partial teletubbie blood!

More tidbits for the tree:

OTHER COMMUNITY MEMBERS:

matalinaw: math tutor

the_mathematician: math champion

Vance917: Genetics Researcher

Add: Psychiatrist

littlechessmaster: Physician/Family Doctor

spice: math tutor

kohai: PIZZA DELIVERY PERSON (lol!)

owenscowens: Chess.com's favorite cheerleader (lol!!!!!!) and fashion designer, well known bandit of f5 keys

gauss1181: Creates F5 keys for everyone to use and enjoy!

eshultz: Works with gauss1181, maintains F5 keys so that they function properly for everyone!

fashion_rocks: fashion designer who hates owenscowens

Orbis_Daimon: professional engineer/aeronautics scientist

RedSoxpawn: Chess.com Olympics gold medalist and Tae Kwon Do black belt

kronick: entertainer

willroya: magician

4lordme: ship captain

HieMuffinMan: muffin baker and merchant

Pillsbury_Doughboy: muffin baker and merchant

Evil-Monkey: fruit and vegetable store owner

GM YelenaDembo: Chess GM

oldmetrodome: Milkman!!!

crapitsmatty: video game storeowner

MommaTo4brats: Milkmaid!!!!

bigsmoke789: RPG fan

bart225: artist

Prairie_Knight: farmer

elms: Math Competition Coordinator!

nickel1356: Everyone's favorite chess coach

NyteWolff: construction worker

Ryuzaki_Lawliet: RedSoxpawns' Tae Kwon Do Coach!

TELETUBBIES: (YAY!) gauss1181 (tinky winky), RUZAN13 (laa laa), Orbis_Daimon (dipsy), eshultz (po)

NON HUMAN FAMILY MEMBERS:

themonkey: pet monkey

jesde: Noo-Noo the family vacuum cleaner, the Teletubbies' favorite!

KittyCat95: pet kitty cat

kitten: pet kitty cat

littlehotpot: family teapot

timmaylivinalie: the couch

Polgar0: kitchen table

KevinLovesChess: chessboard

kenoscar: pet dog

ADK: pet lizard!

Olimar: pet pikman

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I haven't gotten a black belt yet, that is about 8 months away, but I could get you a gold medal in soccer, and in brown belt competition