chuck norris can kick you in the back of the face :)
chuck norris can slam a revolving door
god wanted to make the world in 10 days. chuck norris said "youve got 6"
iraq has no weapons of mas distruction. chuck norris lives in ohio
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If I was an admin I would close this threat without thinking twice.
chuck norris counted to infinity... twice
super man and the flash had a race to the end of the universe who won?
chuck norris
When you think of Chuck Norris, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling his numerous feature films) or television star, for his long-running CBS television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."
But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond.
From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.
In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year.
Chuck is also founder and President of United Fighting Arts Federation with over 2,300 black belts all over the world.
In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.
Chuck's intense drive and determination extended beyond his martial arts and acting career. He became an offshore powerboat racer with speeds of 140 miles per hour. In 1991, Chuck with his team and sponsor "Popeye Chicken" won the World Off Shore Powerboat championships. Then he went on to setting a new world record by racing a 38 foot Scarab boat 605 miles across the Great Lakes, from Chicago to Detroit, in 12 hours and 8 minutes.
In 1988, Chuck wrote his autobiography, "The Secret of Inner Strength", for Little Brown Publishing, which became a New York Times Best Seller. He followed up a few years later with a second book, "The Secret Power Within
when chuck norris was bourn, the doctor cries, nobody slaps chuck norris!
if you have $5 and chuck norris has $5, chuck norris has more money than you!
chuck noris can kill you 8 times before you hit the ground
Chuck noris had a truck. we know it as optomis prime
chuck noris had a lizard. we know it as Godzilla
chuck noris can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head
chuck noris killed 2 stones with one bird
Chuck Norris ; 6 time Kick-Boxing Champion of the whole world! Undefeated!
Obtained a level of martial arts skill; Awarded A 7th degree in his style!
What that mean!! he was the first person on this side of the world to get that high! ....in 4500 years it has been taught he is the first person on this side of the planet to get that rank!!! That itself earns respect!
Chuck Norris. Real and if you don't know you better ask somebody!!
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I heard a street had been named after him but they had to change it because nobody wanted to cross Chuck Norris.
every night, the boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.