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PookieNatty
Mar 20, 2026
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"Chuck Norris didn't die today, he just moved to heaven" 

RIP Chuck Norris 1940-2026

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parkerparke
Mar 20, 2026
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#2
They named a street after chuck norris but they had to rename it
Nobody crosses chuck norris and survives
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Annabanana0521
Mar 20, 2026
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#3

Why is that so funny 💀🙏

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TheRevivedEmperor
Mar 20, 2026
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#4

I love that one.

Anyways...

Chuck Norris found no more challenge on earth, so we went to hell to battle demons instead.

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Sir_TrashPanda
Mar 20, 2026
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#5

R.I.P Chuck

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theeldest1
Mar 20, 2026
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#6

Chuck Norris once drew a triangle with four sides

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lasninja
Mar 20, 2026
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#7
:0
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Pokemonmaster1039
Mar 27, 2026
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#8

What do you call a train carrying a load of bubble gum?: A "chew chew train"!

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varelse1
Mar 31, 2026
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#9
PookieNatty wrote:

"Chuck Norris didn't die today, he just moved to heaven"

RIP Chuck Norris 1940-2026

After 86 years of careful negotiation, death finally accepted Chuck Norris terms

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varelse1
Mar 31, 2026
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#10

The IRS's biggest fear is being audited by Chuck Norris.

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Pen_Pine_Apple_Ben
Mar 31, 2026
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#11

Chuck Norris's password is the last 9 digits of Pi. He doesn't even need the password, the computer automatically unlocks for him anyway.