Chuck Norris Jokes
Sort:
TACOC4T471
Sep 24, 2023
0
#21
Dam
Sep 24, 2023
0
#22
Chuck Norris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Sep 24, 2023
0
#23
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Sep 24, 2023
0
#25
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Sep 24, 2023
0
#26
Some kids pee their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can pee his name into concrete.
Sep 24, 2023
0
#27
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will change the spelling.
Sep 24, 2023
0
#28
Chuck Norris used to beat up his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands 15 feet behind him.
Sep 24, 2023
0
#29
TACOC4T471 wrote:
Does nobody have good chuck norris jokes?
Chuck Norris is an actor.
Sep 24, 2023
0
#31
Chuck Norris fell off a cliff. Game design was too scared to tell him he took fall damage.
Sep 29, 2023
0
#34
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, but Death is too scared to tell him.
Death has near-Chuck-Norris experiences
Chuck Norris' parachute malfunctioned while he was skydiving, so he returned it for a refund the next day.
