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BewareOfFallingCoconuts
Apr 10, 2024
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#61

the sun watches chuck norris get up every morning

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BewareOfFallingCoconuts
Apr 10, 2024
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#62

how many push-ups can chuck norris do? all of them

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Paz_Hobbitt12
Apr 10, 2024
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#63
But I don't want his name on my Google historial.
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BewareOfFallingCoconuts
Apr 10, 2024
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#64

Chuck Norris was born the day before WW2 ended. Coincidence? I don't think so.

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BewareOfFallingCoconuts
Apr 10, 2024
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#65

Chuck Norris drove his parents home from the hospital he was born in

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BewareOfFallingCoconuts
Apr 10, 2024
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#66

Chuck met up with death once, and death had a near-chuck experience

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BewareOfFallingCoconuts
Apr 10, 2024
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#67

Chuck Norris can bake a cake in the freezer

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Paz_Hobbitt12
Apr 10, 2024
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#68
Ok...
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Paz_Hobbitt12
Apr 10, 2024
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#69
Lol
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BewareOfFallingCoconuts
Apr 10, 2024
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#70

Chuck Norris made a mistake once. It was when he thought he was wrong.

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Pegusu
Apr 10, 2024
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#71

Chuck Norris is pretty darn amazing - he's almost 80 and kicks the behinds of people half his age, hey, people one-quarter of his age!

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Paz_Hobbitt12
Apr 10, 2024
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#72
It seems like Chuck Norris was great...
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LITO13mtz
Apr 10, 2024
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#73
#71 that's no flex, I do the same thing
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BewareOfFallingCoconuts
Apr 10, 2024
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#74

I'm pretty sure when Chuck Norris is feeling down he just goes and looks up Chuck Norris jokes

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Paz_Hobbitt12
Apr 10, 2024
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#75
#73. Same
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Pegusu
Apr 10, 2024
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#76
LITO13mtz wrote:
#71 that's no flex, I do the same thing

Well, now we all know there two of you!grin

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LITO13mtz
Apr 10, 2024
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#77
#74 I just look up my name on the otf search bar
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Paz_Hobbitt12
Apr 10, 2024
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#78
You are saying that Chuck Norris was almost a god!
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LITO13mtz
Apr 10, 2024
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#79
Almost
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BewareOfFallingCoconuts
Apr 10, 2024
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#80

guys not trying to raise suspicion, but i've never been seen in the same room with Chuck Norris

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