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LITO13mtz
Nov 26, 2023
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#41
Zesty gets a point
I lost my job at the bank the other day.
A woman came in and asked if I could check her balance...................
.......So I pushed her.
what does a janitor yell when he jumps out of the closet?
supplies!!
What’s the difference between a garage and a pile of dead kids?
I don’t have a garage. (credit to someone on the dark humor forum, also cc mods please don’t ban me)
I don’t have a garage. (credit to someone on the dark humor forum, also cc mods please don’t ban me)
Impossible riddle
What has a beginning and doesn't have an end and ends all that begins
I'll tell in an hour or two
Death
I told early sorry
I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.....
I knew who sent it........
It was Uncle Ben.
Nov 27, 2023
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#58
Sir_TrashPanda wrote:
I opened my birthday card and loads of rice fell out.....
I knew who sent it........
It was Uncle Ben.
I’m glad it wasn’t syrup!