Confuse Me!
Have you ever noticed that we bake cookies and cook bacon?
Also we drive on parkways and park on driveways.

Ok paradoxes?
Lets say that we have Pinnochio say "I am a liar".
If his nose doesn't grow, meaning he is telling the truth. But, if he is telling the truth about being a liar, that doesn't work.
On the other hand, if his nose does grow, it makes "I am a liar" become a truth.
Behold: the Pinnochio Paradox

Here's a cool paradox. If you ate expired bacon that unalived you, then in the afterlife you went and stopped yourself, where would you be when to go back to the future?

i vaguely remember one of the Anne of Green Gables books having this one little girl character with a semi abusive household that fantasizes about waking up in Tomorrow (not today, tomorrow) because then all her dreams will come true. Posting to see if anyone else remembers this lol
George Washington isn’t not a dead person?