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Hi! Today we are gonna make Pasta!

We have Special Guests, ANY OF YOU!
CORRUPTION3987
Alright then, LETS COOK!
CORRUPTION3987
*breaks pasta, puts it in a large pot.*
CORRUPTION3987
*Smacks pasta with comically long frying pan*
CORRUPTION3987
*puts wasabi and boils the pot*
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*puts in mayo and ketchup*
CORRUPTION3987
*Takes out gun and shoots inside pot*
CORRUPTION3987
How long do we need to boil it for?
CORRUPTION3987
aren’t we meant to be making pasta?
CORRUPTION3987
uh. In 2 minutes?
CORRUPTION3987
alright.

*Drops dynamite inside and smacks it with a comically large frying pan and comically long frying pan*
CORRUPTION3987
Should be good!
CORRUPTION3987
*Takes out a star and smacks it inside*
CORRUPTION3987
alright.
CORRUPTION3987
Done!
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CORRUPTION3987
Now we will make Ghostburgers!
CORRUPTION3987
….nnnnah.
CORRUPTION3987
*meanwhile*

Shedletsky: WAIT THIS ISNT ABOUT MAKING FRIED CHICKEN! I HATE YOU 1EGGS!-

*meanwhile back*
CORRUPTION3987
How about…

*CUT*

*next*

Now that we got the ghostburgers, we need to test them!