I wish I was a chess grandmaster.
corrupt a wish
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Sep 21, 2017
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Granted. But you get a pet that is old, diseased, blind and deaf, and dies 2 hours after you get it.
I wish I was a chess grandmaster.
I wish I was a chess grandmaster.
Sep 21, 2017
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#3
Granted but your chessboard exploded and killed you
I wish that star wars was never thought up.
I wish that star wars was never thought up.
Sep 22, 2017
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marconib wrote:
Granted but your chessboard exploded and killed you
I wish that star wars was never thought up.
I wish that star wars was never thought up.
Granted. Without the pride of the Star Wars Program behind the Regan administration and the intimidating namesake propelling it, the U.S.S.R. conquered USA.
I wish for unlimited do-overs of requesting a wish of mine to be granted whenever I disapprove of its basterdization (or 'corruption').
Sep 22, 2017
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#6
abtillerman wrote:
Granted, but you die in five minutes, so you can't use any of them.
Well more than five minutes have passed, and I'm still kickin', so..
I wish for grantor not to succumb to "Only the Author Can Settle it Now" (c.f. "..can Fix It Now" cheap plot device in movies). Misinterpret the wish or otherwise affect the request, don't just make random events up unrelated to the wish.
I wish that pets were free.