Corrupt-a-Wish

i want to say fine but everyone else will be miserable, but u wouldn't care

sooo i want someone else to get a try

granted,  but it is your online rating that will fall below tyour OTB

I wish that this wish can't be corrupted

Granted, but you didn't really wish for anything so it leaves you hollow inside.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

Granted, but you don't get a space suit.

I wish Megan Fox was my girlfriend.

granted, except you're straight and not interested in her

I wish I had a pet worm. =)

I AM NOT.

Granted, but it's a zombie worm and will eat your brains :>D

I wish I was gay.

Granted, but Megan Foz, Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie, or any other pretty woman won't be attracted to you.

I wish for world peace

Granted, a gigantic meteor will hit the earth, eradicating all life....and there will be peace. 

I wish for 1 million dollars.

Granted, but it will be given to you only as compensation for your father being killed at his job.

I wish i could breathe underwater.

dammit erick, you know all my favorites. but you left out angela specifically by name.

granted, but it's monopoly dollars

i wish my mastery on the english language was better

Granted, but the rest of the world speaks spanish.

i wish for a puppy.

Granted, but it will be dead. 

I wish for muscles.

granted but every one eals will be 100 time stronger then you

i wish i could find true love

granted, but it will not be yours

i wish fot the next person not to corrupt this wish

(haha)

granted, but the person afer that corrupted it

i wish i could be in an anime

Granted, but your name is written in a Death Note a minute after your first on-screen appearance.

I wish my OTB rating was as high as my rating here.

Granted, but everyone else in the world is still 400 elo points higher.

I wish I had the ability to travel backwards and forwards in time, irregardless of personal circumstance.

granted but you can only travle in sconds

i wish i could shot fire out of my finger tips

Granted, but it will happen at random times out of your control.

I wish I could walk without getting tired.