Corrupt a Wish

ker123

In this game, you corrupt the above poster's wish, and then make a wish of your own.

Ex: I wish for a million dollars.

 

Granted! But you get it by robbing a bank.

I wish for a laptop.

 

Granted! But it is a 2004 model.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

Sunshiny

Wish granted! You get an ice cream cone, but it's stale, tastes awful, and has no ice cream in it. It's just the cone.

I don't know why, but this game isn't popular here.

I wish it was popular here.

ker123

Granted, but all the other threads become more popular.

I wish that my internet was faster.

Sunshiny

Granted. You get a faster internet connection, but they also decided to charge a high price for the faster connection. You and your family couldn't afford it, so you're stuck with the slower connection.

I wish the alien overlords would allow us to have more fun.

ker123

Granted, but only for a day.

I wish we weren't the only people posting in this thread.

Sunshiny

Granted. A bunch of trolls come in and derail the thread. Nobody plays Corrupt a Wish because the trolls keep ruining the game.

I wish everybody is well fed.

ker123

Granted, but nobody has water to drink.

I wish that there was world peace.

Sunshiny

Granted. The alien overlords decide to exterminate anybody with a dissenting voice. People couldn't fight back, so they resigned themselves to listen and obey everything the overlords told them. Through enslavement, we have world peace.

I wish everything was free.

ker123

Granted, but people start getting countries and other planets for "free", and war breaks out.

I wish I had photographic memory.

Sunshiny

Granted. You'd wish you didn't, because you begin to see things you wished you could forget. Now you see those things everywhere, and it drives you into a mental institution.

I wish i could run like the wind.

Timothy_P

Granted, but then you would run so fast you couldn't see where you were going, run into something, and kill yourself.

 

I wish I could play a certain concerto perfectly.

Macotif

Wish granted, you could play it as you now have the skill. Unfortunately you don't have any arms.

 

I wish the whole worlds internet would seize up and never work again.

Sunshiny

Granted. Everybody loses the internet, and it can't be fixed. Someone wishes to know what happened, and your information is given. They all show up at your home and take it out on you. In a few years, a new system called the 'Superweb' is developed which has replaced the internet.

I wish the weather was always nice.

ker123

Granted, but after a few years, everyone gets so tired of having nice weather all the time.

I wish I was a chess grandmaster.

Sunshiny

Granted. You become a chess grandmaster, but cheaters ruin the game, and now no one plays.

I wish everybody was intelligent.

FanOfCarlsen

I feel pity for you guys. This website is for playing and discussing chess. LOL

ker123
FanOfCarlsen wrote:

I feel pity for you guys. This website is for playing and discussing chess. LOL

That's why its in off-topic

ker123
Sunshiny wrote:

Granted. You become a chess grandmaster, but cheaters ruin the game, and now no one plays.

I wish everybody was intelligent.

Granted, everybody but you.

I wish a had a cake.

Sunshiny

Hey, that would mean it wasn't granted if i wasn't included.

Granted. You have cake. It's your birthday, and everybody got a slice. Unfortunately before you can eat your slice you drop it, and a dog runs over and gobbles it up.

I wish everybody got free hoverboards.

Timothy_P

Granted, but you tragically crash into a tree while showing off, killing yourself.

I wish I get perfect grades in school.