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Granted but they only speak long dead languages
I wish for a square and warm blanket
Dec 10, 2024
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#22804
Granted, but Jason Alexander (Costanza from Seinfeld) comes with it.
I wish for The Night of the living Dead to play at my funeral
Granted but a bomb does off killing everyone in a 15 meter radius.
I wish for the guy from Seinfeld to be gone
I wish for the guy from Seinfeld to be gone
Dec 10, 2024
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#22806
Granted, but he continues to text you for years
I wish for nothing more than what I deserve
Granted, but it’s all mangled up and unusable whatever it is (or was)
I wish for my phone to fix itself and run properly
I wish for my phone to fix itself and run properly
Dec 10, 2024
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#22808
Granted, but it runs off to the store to find your dad and never returns
I wish for more than what I deserve
Dec 11, 2024
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#22809
Daniel90 wrote:
Granted but the government found that you had traces of horse meat so you were incinerated instead of eaten.
I wish I had a signed chess book written by Mikhail Tal
Horse meat is eaten in kazakhstan
Dec 11, 2024
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#22810
#22938
Granted, but you became spoiled brat.
I wish for +1029292939383884838 aura
Granted, but you became spoiled brat.
I wish for +1029292939383884838 aura
I wish for a a320
Dec 11, 2024
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#22812
Granted, but you will die in 1 day
I wish for everything I imagine to be real
I wish for everything I imagine to be real
Dec 11, 2024
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#22815
Granted, but it does immediately after
I wish to work at chipotle
I wish to work at chipotle
Dec 11, 2024
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#22816
granted, every day is a rush hour, you go far lower than minimum wage, and you have to work night shifts everyday
I want to be a World Champion with 100% winrate on all my games, and I can crush magnus
Dec 11, 2024
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#22817
Granted. Used stockfish
I wish for chess to have the pieces in front of the pawns
I wish for chess to have the pieces in front of the pawns
Dec 11, 2024
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#22818
granted, but white has a forced win and nobody plays the game anymore.
I wish for a good lawyer lol