shadowtanuki wrote:
Granted, but then you realize that everyone actually loved you and just couldn't show it
I wish I could become a famous philosopher
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Dec 10, 2024
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#22803
Granted, but you have existential crises daily.
I wish I could time travel.
granted but you can only go to the year 1850 and you are stuck there forever
i wish i could die
Dec 10, 2024
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#22805
Granted but then after you die skibidi toilet gets a sick new update
Dec 10, 2024
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#22807
Granted, but only in an alternate reality
I wish to beat final fantasy 14
I wish to beat final fantasy 14
Dec 10, 2024
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#22808
Granted, but a Light ing stroke your computer right before you could save
Dec 10, 2024
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#22810
Granted, but the launch codes you have are wrong
I wish for a 15 foot long pickle sandwich
I wish for a 15 foot long pickle sandwich
Dec 10, 2024
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#22813
Granted, but the soda is flat
I wish for a 15 foot long pickle sandwich
I wish for a 15 foot long pickle sandwich
Dec 10, 2024
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#22814
Granted, but for some reason it attracts a passing flock of flying monkeys and they tear you apart like the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.
I wish for an attractive mate
Dec 10, 2024
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#22815
Granted, but they are only attractive to themself
I wish fir the ability to jump over really tall buildings
I wish fir the ability to jump over really tall buildings
Dec 10, 2024
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#22816
Granted, but people dislike you because you're different.
I wish everyone would start wearing hats for formal attire again
Dec 10, 2024
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#22817
Granted, but only Chicago bears hats with purple kilts count
I with that the Buffalo Bills will lose in NFL week 15
I with that the Buffalo Bills will lose in NFL week 15
Dec 10, 2024
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#22818
Granted, but someone streaks during the game and it's UR MOM.
I wish people would just stop talking about sports honestly
Dec 10, 2024
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#22819
Granted, but all sports except for bobsledding are mysteriously removed from the sport list
I wish to have acne
I wish to have acne
Granted, but then you realize that everyone actually loved you and just couldn't show it
I wish I could become a famous philosopher