Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you cannot move for 1hr in the morning. I wish for me to get a STANDO POWA!!!!

You get to stay up til 3:30 AM, but you have no energy and you're sluggish like me now from being sleep deprived.

I wish the Zelda movie was already out.

oh oops

granted but its rotten
I wish to marry and have some books

your wife divorces immediately after the wedding and your books are only 1 word each.

that hurts

granted but you now breathe fire
I wish to have a good life

Your Pringle are too hot ur mouth bursts in flames. I wish that I could become [TITLE CARD]

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hm

You get spicy pringles, but theres no spicy powder on them.

Then...

Granted, but they are triangular and sharp and cur your gums and they bleed.

I wish to know Connie/Alolan's power they used on corruption

ill shut up now

your chicken is cold and unsalted

I wish for the world to be a better place

Granted, you mistake your best friend for one... I'm not going to expound.

I wish to be able to draw a sphere properly.