Corrupt a Wish

I wish that you wish something

Granted, but he only stays alive for one second.

I wish for anything that will last for any amount of time.

granted: you get something absolutely horrid, lasting forever and following you around.

I wish for global warming to dramatically speed up

granted but everyone dies

I wish I discovered a lost city

#673 granted, but nobody else acknowledges your discovery

i wish for the ability to do anything without any legal repercussions

granted but other repercussion worsen tenfold

I wish to be better at chess

granted, but only by like 200 elo better
i wish for the ability to mildly inconvenience people (ex. making their amazon package arrive 2 days late)

Granted, everything you have disappears.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

grated but ur lack of wish killed you

I wish I had my dream bf

granted but you forget it 5 seconds after you know it

i with for a fried egg

Granted. You get food poisoning. I wish for my wish to be corrupted

granted, any file on the internet containing the phrase "my wish" will be irreversibly corrupted

i wish for a glock-17 with infinite ammo that does not need to reload

But you didn't give me my wish!

#685 you wished for "my wish" to be corrupted sooo

So you didn't corrupt my wish then

what the yap they literally did