Corrupt a Wish

granted except you've broken all limits of a sensible statement and slowly start losing your mind

i wish that i didnt have to study for 17637379 tests next week

Granted, he gives it every 6 minutes.

I wish I could forget memories I didnt like

Granted, but you see all your family and friends die around you.

Granted, you grow older and more damaged than old age and eventually a walking skeleton

I wish I knew the age of whoever I spoke to.

Granted, but their happiness causes you to sink into a deep depression which leads you to commit suicide. I wish I could redo the last 30 mins.

#23699 I could really use being 30 mins older actually

Granted, but your physical appearance does not change.

I wish I could sing.

Granted, but you can not breathe anymore.

Granted! You laugh all the time, you can't control it.

I wish I could laugh (I can't really)