Corrupt a Wish

your plane were you sit in economy arrives perfectly. You land and you drive to an ice cream shop which is fun. But your vacation comes to an abrupt end when the country you are visitng gets bombed and nuked and you immediately get obliterated.

I wish for constant happiness and peace of mind. I wish to always experience it and also live a life over the age of 100, with my entire life being full of happiness and peace and joy

bro this game is not that hard to understand u have to make a wish. If u arent going to go, Ill just go for u. I wish that i have the power to control anyones life span, including mine and i live a hapy life

#24080 granted, but you play around with your power and accidentally kill yourself.

I wish i could go back in time and change things I've done

Granted but you accidentally find yourself and create a time paradox

I wish that off topic would restart

granted but you are muted until it dies for good.

I wish that I was a GM

Nobody corrupt my wish

Granted, but you really, really hate chess.

I wish I had infinite opening knowledge

Granted but you always manage to lose after the opening.

I wish to just get As in all my classes without moving a muscle.

Granted, but you can't find a job after school

I wish I actually had a strong will

Granted, but you always have an urge to murder someone. I wish to work on a fishing boat and then at OpenAI

Granted, but you always break everything

I wish I had motivation

Granted but its to eating grass for the rest of your life

I wish I had 5 cents

Granted, but you instantly drop it down a sewer, causing Pennywise to casually show up and have a conversation with you, then bite off your arm.

I wish I could disappear without anyone being suspicious.