Granted. But then you realise that there is nothing or nothing to do on the sun except dying and you can't return to earth anymore.
I wish i could beat Bobby Fischer's record of 11 wins in a tournament with the top Grand Masters participating in it(especially Carlsen).
Granted. You studied chess very hard day and night and beat Carlsen's record, but died from lack of sleep.
I wish England was a planet.
Granted but England is soon thrown out of the solar system due to the unnatural gravity of a new planet being introduced to our solar system.
I wish I had 28 acres of real estate.
Granted, but it is in a desert, in the middle of nowhere.
I wish I had a 10000 sqaure foot manison.
Granted, but is made out of chocolate, so insects come and eat it all, leaving your with nothing.
I wish we were all dead.
Granted you win but you still lose your life
I wish for the power to read everyones mind
Granted you win but you still lose your life
I wish for the power to read everyones mind
Granted, but you cannot abandon it, and you can now read my mind.
I wish I can control others' minds.
Granted, but your power is so weak anyone can resist it easily.
I wish this wish is not corrupted.
Granted, but your power is so weak anyone can resist it easily.
I wish this wish is not corrupted.
Granted, fully and without any counterparts. Isn't it fantastic ?
I wish I had a cookie.
Granted welcome to the dark side
I wish I ruled the dark side
Granted, but you couldn't see on the dark side so you bump into a pole while taking a walk and bleed to death.
I wish I was a Kung-FU master
Granted, but you couldn't see on the dark side so you bump into a pole while taking a walk and bleed to death.
I wish I was a Kung-FU master
Granted. If only pesky things like knives and guns did not exist, it would have allowed you to survive the last gang attack.
I wish I were handsome.
Granted, but you couldn't see on the dark side so you bump into a pole while taking a walk and bleed to death.
I wish I was a Kung-FU master
Granted. If only pesky things like knives and guns did not exist, it would have allowed you to survive the last gang attack.
I wish I were handsome.
KF masters can fight with a knife disadvantage. Guns are a different story, though.
@yourwish
Granted, but you become what is in your opinion handsome, but others don't agree with you.
I wish oxygen.
Granted, you get a small bottle of oxygen.
I wish there was no pollution.
Granted, you get a small bottle of oxygen.
I wish there was no pollution.
YAY
@yourwish
Granted, but there is more violence as a result.
I wish I was dead.
Granted, your wish is granted.
I wish there was no pollution or violence.
Granted, your wish is granted.
I wish there was no pollution or violence.
That's redundant :D
@yourwish
Granted, but global warming continues to devestate mankind
Granted, but your tolerance of other viruses plummets, and you die from the common cold.
I wish I was an invincible video game character.
Granted. Hope you enjoy life in 2D and being limited to the scenario's sentences, plus the absence of beer and sex.
I wish the zombies I resurrected could return to their graves.
They do, but so do you
I wish I could walk on the sun.