Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but people throw banana peels at you. I wish for a banana

Granted but a bunch of monkeys will be swarming at you I wish everyone in this world is straight not gay

I wish for £1

Granted but the society will be racist or hate you

I wish everyone is never sad but happy and straight but not gay and only two genders which is male and female

Granted, but because of this, the earth explodes

granted they bully you and hurt you

i wish to be like him

Granted but you become like judas in the Bible and betray the savior for 1$

wish

I wish to be friends with @lillysoso

You can be their friend but they're a ghost (ref. their ghost flair)

I want my room and bed to be cool tonight.

Granted but you still feel hot

Granted, but one time it shapeshifts into a bug and you kill it.
I wish for chess.

Granted but it's on a carrom board