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I wish for chedar cheese

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Granted but it’s not good
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I want a good grade
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Granted but you become a snob

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I wish for nothing

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YOU GET SUCKED IN BY NOTHING 
i wish to have 30000000000000000 elo

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Granted but people will hate you despite your Elo Rating I wish for a Lamborghini Aventador SVJ Roadster v12

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Granted, but an F-16 Jet crashes into it.
I wish for all the knowledge in the world.
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Granted, but your head overloads and you die.
I wish for an F-16 jet.

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Granted but you crash it and die on your first flight
I wish for it to be able to get to 6:70 O’clock
Avatar of RuneOfTheDeltas2012
Granted, but you don’t know how to start it. I wish for a single Pikmin that is completely invincible and cannot die, and I can understand its language
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Oops I didn’t see your wish #27959
Granted, but it only happens once every blue moon
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https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/what-do-you-like-on-your-hamburger
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I wish for fresh ice-cream

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Granted but it's pistachio,sue me okay man.

I wish for everybody including me to be blind, the goal of this game is to make your wish turn wrong right? Well I'd like to see you turn everbody going blind into a bad thing.
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Easy peasy.
Car drivers can't see the traffic light. EVERYONE CRASHES.
And that's just one thing.

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Yes, you don't understand my goal. The world doesn't need changing, it needs fixing... This only helps me towards my goal,step by step until nobody can stop my wish.
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Did I mention new technology that help the blind 'see' again? Now people who were already blind start rising up...

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Y’all didnt grant my wish

I wish for a single Pikmin that is completely invincible and cannot die, and I can understand its language
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Granted, world war three happened because of the Pikmin and you were nuked, I wish I was a grandmaster