Corrupt a Wish

Granted...But you eat.......EVERYTHING....till only the vacuum of space is left (How could you!).

I wish I never have to change a toilet again for a rental property (ewww).

Granted but the person you hire is the nephew of the owner of said rental property and he does a terable job at changing the toilet but you cannot fire him.

I wish I had the power to see 25 moves ahead in a chess game.

Granted. You can ONLY see 25 moves ahead, and you miss everything from 1-24 moves. 

I wish i could play for the World Chess Championship title.

Granted...You do play for the WCC... but aliens invade and you are shot with a freeze ray right when you are making the first move.

I wish I can fly like a bird.

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LOL.... oli.. yours is better :)

Granted oli you try to warn everyone about 9/11 and everyone calls you a crazy and your brought to an insane asylum.

Granted clms along with the positive (flying) there is the negative you are now afraid of heights.

I wish that dirt was edible and had a good flavor so that people around the world would not go hungry.

What does "oli" even mean?

Granted. But eventually, a single rainstorm washed out all the communities in the world and they become permanently homeless.

I wish I had a cute little pet puppy that loved me endlessly.

Granted. You get a cute puppy that loves you endlessly. The puppy always wants to crawl onto your lap and give you face licks. Unfortunately, soon after you got the puppy, a zombie virus that affected both humans and canines spread, and your puppy was infected. If any survivor sees your puppy, they'll want to kill it because any scratches and nicks from the puppy's teeth would transfer the virus. Now your puppy wants to crawl onto your lap, and you notice the puppy's long sharp claws...

I wish i was a student at Hogwart's.

Granted. But you suck at magic and you get expelled.

I wish I had a cute little puppy that loved me endless and was effected by Sunshiny's corruption.

Granted your puppy turning into a zombie is still a negitive so there is no reason to corrupt it

I wish for a phoenix to be my pet (also that its fire cannot burn me or anything that it touches)

Granted, but your phoenix lays eggs like napalm bombs. They explode as soon as they touch anything, spreading a fiery blast to everything within it's vacinity. Your neighbourhood is burned to the ground, and in the confusion, your pet has gotten away, causing more destruction everywhere it goes.

I wish I could control animals.

Granted, but it only works on one animal at a time; you get trampled as you try to control a herd of rhinos.

I wish someone gave me an expensive chess board.

Fine but then your house gets robbed because you have it there and you lose all your stuff.

I wish I didn't forget anything.

Granted one day you watch the discovery channel and you start watching a show called how tasmanian devils mate after a few minutes you see things you wish you never knew about.

I wish for world hunger to end.

Granted, but world poverty starts.

I wish I won the lottery.

I detect deja vu.

Granted, but taxes suddenly rise just before you receive your money and you have only $200 left.

Daniel90 wrote:

Granted one day you watch the discovery channel and you start watching a show called how tasmanian devils mate after a few minutes you see things you wish you never knew about.

I wish for world hunger to end.

LOL...Daniel..you're terrible 😆

What is your wish Vulpes

What's your wish VULPES_VULPES?

I wish I could fly.