Corrupt a Wish

Granted. They now forget to corrupt wishes.

I wish i could visit Narnia.

Granted. But you get caught in the middle of a war and die.

I wish I could draw fairies!

Granted but for some unknown reason when you do draw fairies they are doing some evil deed such as ruining ybors house from winnie the pooh.

I wish I had a sheet of paper that multiplied any number of times so that we never had to destroy another tree to make said paper.

Granted. Of course, its spontaneous exponential multiplying ends up choking every living organism on Earth.

I wish that size did not matter. I'm talking of airplane hand luggage, of course.

Granted, but someone accidently draws on the piece of paper that multiplies itself. It is ruined.

I wish I had infinite wishes.

Granted after the wish teleporters are open for public use there is no longer any reason to fly to differents places around the world.

Granted but there still corrupted.

I wish I had a hover craft.

Granted! Too bad it doesn't work.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, unfortunately only 2 feet off the ground.

I wish I had a working hover craft.

Granted. You fall off and break your neck.

I wish I was a GM at tic Tac toe

Granted. Unfortunately, Tic Tac Toe has been solved and you are thus comparatively no better than the average nine-year-old girl.

I wish I was an opinionated ice fairy who aced her math test.

Granted. However, your teacher decides to drop the highest and lowest scores. You let off a string of colourful opinions to the teacher, and you get suspended, and given community work testing the local fire department heat resistant equipment. You complain about the heat, and let out more colourful opinions, resulting in the fairy queen turning you into a normal human.

I wish i had a dollar for everytime someone made a wish.

Granted. You get $10 per wish. However, taxes claim 90% of it.

I wish was a unopinionated stupid ice fairy.

10% is still a whole lot of money considering how many people make wishes annually.

Granted. The fairy queen thinks your stupidity could be dangerous and turns you into a normal human. You have no opinion about it, therefore you don't object.

I wish everybody was nice to animals.

Granted. People spoil them and they become crazy if something doesn't meet their wants.

I wish my names was Cirno.

Granted. All your names are and must be Cirno.

I wish I got 10000$ everyday.

Granted, but the dreaded taxes claim 99.9% of it due to a terrible ecomomy.

I wish I, as Cirno, strip everyone else of the name "Cirno".

Granted. But because Cirno is not such an unusual name, everyone laughs at it, makes fun of it, and no one takes you seriously.

I wish my boss would fall off the planet.

Granted. He's actually a martian. He falls off Mars and lands on Earth to torture you forever.

I wish Cirno wasn't stupid.