Corrupt a Wish

Granted, You have x-ray vision, but you can only see through one layer, and you see everyone naked.

I wish I had x-ray-resistant clothing (still an ice fairy).

Granted, but it is 3 sizes too small.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted. You teleport into the ice fairy above you, causing the both of you to explode.

I wish i can shapeshift into anything.

Granted. But you can't control your power and you turn into Godzilla and can't turn back. People tranquilize you and kill you.

I wish none of the things mentioned in the previous posts happened to me. 

Granted. You wake up to find you're a normal, fun-loving, happy-go-lucky, puppy.

I wish i could walk on water.

Granted! But now, you can't walk on land!

I wish I were SpiderMan!

Granted, but you get eaten by sharks.

I wish I had 3000000000000000 more wishes that will be granted but not corrupted

Granted. You become Spiderman with the black suit. However, Venom soon takes over you and your mind, and you become a mindless servant to Venom.

Granted. You get 3000000000000000 more wishes that aren't corrupted, but you get so excited you have a heart attack and die.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, time control you!

I wish I was an ice fairy again.

Granted, but you melted.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

Granted nothing happens because you did not wish for anything other than a uncorrupted wish.

I wish that I lived in a world of magic.

Granted. I take you fairyland, where I live. You happily dwell in a tree among the other fairies, witches, and other magical beings. Then your visa expires, and you become so sad that you start to cry. Your tears drowns Ferno, the fire fairy and you are banished from fairyland forever, no matter how much I plead in your cause. 

I wish I could persuade the fairy king to let Daniel stay a little longer. 

Granted, but "a little longer" is 30 seconds.

I wish VULPES_VULPES wasn't a fairy.

Thank you for trying vulpes_vulpes

Granted Vulpes becomes a human cat hybrid

I wish for twenty pieces of candy

WHY IS EVERYONE CONSPIRING AGAINST ME????

Wish granted, but it's black licorice, which you hate.

I wish I was immune to all wishes wished hereafter regarding negative affictions toward me, and that this wish is corrupted.

The next corrupter has to corrupt it, making me eternally invincible!!

Granted. On a completly unrelated note, a meteor fell onto your house and destroyed it.

I wish I had less homework.

Granted! Double negative promotes a positive; you are now immune to all positive afflictions towards you, eternally invincible towards goodwill!

I wish I had a live-in maid to clean my house ...

(whow, posted at the same time, vulpes got a doublewhammy!)

Granted! You are now out of school and have to work for a living!

I wish I had a live-in maid to clean my house ...

It's a quadruple-negative: I wished to be immune to all wishes regarding negative afflictions toward me, and that this wish is corrupted. When this wish is corrupted, it becomes positive. 

Granted. I become your fairy maid and can clean houses with a wave of my wand. However, there is a cost: You must marry me!!

I wish I could be married.