Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Then a bunch of X-wing fighters attack it and destroy it.

I wish I had an X-wing fighter.

Granted, but it's a 100000000:1 size model made of styrofoam.

I wish I had my drivers license. 

Granted... but its a driving license for go carts at the ammusement park.

I wish I was aboard the Enterprise playing Spock that 3 level chess.

You need a license for a go-kart? That's dumb.

Granted. However, the third level is 300 times harder than the first level, which is Kasporov level. You die.

I wish dumplings were tastier.

(its not dumb... THESE go carts can do some real damage if you lose control... im NOT talking about bumber cars. :)

Granted... they are tastier... so tastie... you cant stop eating 'em... and gain 300 pounds.

I wish i could ride my mountain bike everyday.

(Really? Didn't know that.)

The wish granter heard your say "Mountain Dew" instead of "mountain bike". Granted! You know what happens

I wish I could never get fat.

Granted... but the wish fairy heard you say "flat" and not "fat" and so... to make sure.....she makes you fat. happy? lol

I wish i could make everyone laugh.

Granted. You become the "tickle king" and tickle everyone into laughter, which gets annoying, so everyone starts to hate you.

I wish the wish fairy would clean out her ears.

Granted! But, she goes too deep and ruptures her eardrums, so all wishes must now be submitted in writing and in triplicate with a 468 day waiting period.

I wish lampreys, tics, fleas, mosquitoes and all other parasitic/blood feeding organisms would disappear off the face of this earth.

granted.... she now hears ...everything.... including all the bad things you have said about that big fat meanie teacher in your worst class... and so... makes your ears FAT.

I wish i had better head phones (mine stink).

@CaptainPike

Granted, but now rodents learn how to feed on human blood.

@clms_chess

Granted, but the headphones need batteries to amplify sound. The headphones uses up eletricity so fast that a full set of batteries gives you 45 seconds of music.

I wish Wish Corruption was pink!

Granted its the worst thing that could possibly happen when ever you make a wish you have to sit through a pink concert.

I wish I did not have to listen to her sing.

granted... you're now deaf

I wish "angry" music didnt exist.

Granted. The only music that exists are versions of Barney singing "I love you..."

I wish there were more television channels that aired music videos.

Granted they are made by and produced by children from the ages of 6-12

I wish it was not so hot out side.

(Barney music IS angry music... you hear  it and you get angry..well, atleast highly annoyed)

Granted... its now 300 degrees below zero... welcome to the twin planet of Hoth.

I wish this weekend will be fun.

Wish granted. Your weekend will be fun... for the hundreds of feral little kids who are at the campsites adjacent to yours. 

I wish everyone appreciated music.

Granted, but now no one appreciates anything else.

I wish everyone was happy.

Granted. The Joker poisons everybody with his special laughing potion. It causes everybody to laugh and be happy, but the side effects cause people to look like the Joker, become as homicidal as the Joker, and they don't live for more than a few days.

I wish i had a faster internet connection.

Granted. But you can't pay for said internet connection.

I wish I could afford a faster internet connection.