Create-a-Story

Cringleberries. The monkey was about to exact his revenge when Pip sprung to the old man's defense. A newly found courage propelled his movements. He drew his sword as the monkey and dog charged. They were quick and it didn't helped that they were armed with

Sex, sprouts & spiders.....get it...@ amazon. 

The two animals were a deadly pair. Both striking with frightening strength. That's when the old man, who had been sitting quietly, finally stood up and to Pip's amazement...

....asked, "Where are my Depends ?" At that moment....

The whole mountain was suddenly quiet, and it seemed like time itself had paused just to take in what had happened. The old man smiled...

Because he knew he never wore Depends. Deep down, he didn't mind the

Pungent smell. After all, who has time to worry about such things when you can...

simply dive naked into a pond out back? Regardless, Hank knew Pip might never come back to his

"glory" nights dancing in a badly tattered toga in front of millions of

firefly. Pip ran towards the helicopter that was hovering with a rope ladder conveniently hanging from it. Was this 'out of the frying pan and into the fire' Pip thought, but just as he got a hold of the ladder

the stupid Nokia rang again. Pip panicked, dropping the ladder, down into a pile of...

banned trolls from chess.com. Holy c**p thought Pip I recognise one of them, it's

Pfren!!" Pip couldn't believe that someone as prestigious as Pfren could be banned from anything, but there he was- groveling in the mud with other banned Chess.com trolls. "Pfren!" Pip yelled to his old mentor, "Come on, let's get out of this place, we don't 

belong here. 'Nobody puts baby in the corner' Pip shouted but Pfren

wouldn't listen. Pip knew he had to leave his old friend behind and head for

higher ground. Pip knew the trolls would

eventually gang-up and on him and tear him to pieces. I wish I was back at one-eyed Hank's cabin eating weird soup and fighting Dizzle the Monkey...Pip thought to himself as he sprinted towards the

cave he could see in the distance. Surely things could not get any worse for our brave, strong, muscular, 'looking similar to Daniel Craig' Pip but then

again, being a FedEx delivery driver had it's downside as well. At least now, Pip thought, he was no longer confined to that damn orange and white truck and could 

run free and live like Tom Hanks in Castaway. He was a bit worried about one of his sore teeth though, he wasn't sure he could bash it out with a rock like good old Tom, but was sure