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... leave them outside in the cold and rain.. well away from any steps so they can't escape of course.. and when they start crying to come in because they're rusting away...
No.. no.. not even Brian could be that cruel..
But another idea came into his head! He would.....
Put all the smurfs in a box, and then put that box in another box, then take that box and put it into another box, and then
wait for the garbage truck..
Could he bring himself to do it.. that was the question..
Just then...after boxing up and reboxing all the smurfs along with the springs that walk down steps..
He heard the familiar grumbling sound of the garbage truck..
He waited by the roadside.. It was getting nearer..
could he?.. could he?.
The crushing machine of the truck was now in front of him..
He..
Jan 10, 2015
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#106
....said "Eve" to the garbagewoman and wondered introspectively if she enjoyed her career choice.
Eve force-grunted out a "Hey" from the driver window and turned down the old skool grunge song blaring so nasty-raspy out of the truck's cheezy speekers. The rain and cold didn't seem to help moods much.
He scratched his head, blinked a few times, and conceded that it was probably going to be just another one of those kind of....
turn on's.. He'd always secretly fancied Eve the garbage truck lady..
with that he couldn't resist.. giving her a great big sloppy kiss.
While this was going on the Smurfs and Slinky's made thier escape..
Jan 10, 2015
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#108
....Eve used her arm sleeve to remove the drool that had made her face resemble a glazed donut. Then she turned and slapped him hard acrozz his cheek. Then they looked at each other awkwardly for a full five seconds and both burst n2 laffter as both their eyes watered to near tears of joy. Their time had come !
He then asked Eve if she would like to go inside and enjoy some....
Smurf Soup. Wait, my Smurfs! Gargamel thought as panick gripped him- his worst fear had become reality: The Smurfs had escaped and
Jan 11, 2015
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#110
Gargamel (derived from: Caramel-colored Gargoyle) looked a little like a smurf himself. Reason being, his long ago lost lineage gave him blood to that of a lowly peasant-class smurf who roamed medieval fiefdoms collecting the eyes of dead newts for the now World-Famous Smurf Soup.
Anywayz, the smurfs had escaped and.... so Gargamel dove headlong out the kitchen window and hopped (like he was on a pogostick) in desperate search for them. He thought, "When I catch them, I'm gonna....
boil them alive!" As he rounded the corner, Brain and Pinky collided with him and slinkies flew everywhere. "Watch where you are going, you bafoon!" Brain yelled as Pinky
Jan 12, 2015
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#112
....picked his nose in search of an encrusted salty extraction.
"Stop that Pinky" as Brain slapped his hand.
Pinky then began climbing the overhead tree for there were over 50 slinkies slinking from the giant sycamore under which they were standing.
"Get down from there....now !" Brain commanded.
In defiance, Pinky retorted, "No....you dumb egghead".
At that point, Brain lost his composure and began his ascent on the tree. Pinky scrambled higher and higher w/ Brain in hot pursuit. Just as Brain was about to throttle him, Pinky politely asked....
"Do you come here often ?"
Sycamore tree, and if you don't come down from there this instant we risk both of us being blown off by the wind!" At this point, a strong east wind began gaining force, and in the distance
Jan 12, 2015
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#116
....coming quickly was what appeared to be a....could it be ?....it couldn't....no....no....yes....yes....a comet ?....a comet (gulp) hurtling directly on a crash course with the tree. As Brain was bizzy trying to figure out what to name it, Pinky braced for impact w/ eyes sqeezed shut. 8000 ft away ....7000ft away....6000ft away and closing fast....
The magnetic force emitted from the dangling slinkies musta generated an extremely powerful polar attraction....or so Brain shortly deduced.
5000ft away....Brain called out, "Pinky ?....Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering ?"
4000ft....3000ft....2000ft away....Pinky blinked hard, very hard, three times and very dryly swallowed and said, "Uhhh Brain ?....What are we gonna do ?"
Brain whispered, "Mommy".
At that moment the comet miraculously changed course and....
crashed into a federal penitentiary. Prisoners started escaping in droves, but one prisoner stood tall amongst the rest, a criminal feared by all, the "Napoleon" of all villains:
spawned dozens of copycat criminals and his devious genius had grown into a legend that was known globally. Mini Me's first order of business now that he was free was to contact
....make them spagetti and sprinkle poison on it yet tell them it's parmesan cheese. No....wait....they're slinkies....forget that one. So he thought and thought - and then thought some more. Finally, he came up with a really good one. He'd go ahead and....