a bishop that takes up 3 squares and is so fat it cannot move more than 2 squares on any diagonal. It gets deflected by other pieces and blocks the movement of your pieces. If any of your pieces are in a 3 block radius of it, it cannot move, and you have to move it every 2 turns. I think even I could beat you with this if you had this handicap 
Create the most useless chess piece ever!
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9 hrs ago
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#22
A pawn bazooka
Ability: u get three tries to blast ur opponents pieces away if u fail to clear all the pieces then u have to give up ur queen and the game will start normally. However if you successfully blast ur opponents pieces away then you automatically win gaining 400+ on ur FIDE rating.
(I don’t know if this is useless or not)
Ability: u get three tries to blast ur opponents pieces away if u fail to clear all the pieces then u have to give up ur queen and the game will start normally. However if you successfully blast ur opponents pieces away then you automatically win gaining 400+ on ur FIDE rating.
(I don’t know if this is useless or not)
A pawn ♟️ that turns into nothing but a extra king and therefore increases your chance of checkmate
6 hrs ago
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#26
The pawncillo. It can only move by half. So it only goes one square on it's two square move. On its one square moves, It has to sit on the line one move before arriving at its destination square taking two of your turns (tempos) to get there. It has to go back if it gets blocked. It only goes halfway when it attacks missing its intended target if it arrives too late. When it comes time for promotion, it can only promote to a minor piece.
6 hrs ago
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#27
Name: Barricade
Description: can’t move, blocks the knight from jumping over it, just takes up space on the board
Description: can’t move, blocks the knight from jumping over it, just takes up space on the board
2 hrs ago
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#28
A pawn that can only move forward 1 space and only if a king is right next to it. But on the pawns same move it doesn’t move at all. (A non-moving pawn).
Special Ability: baby steps Falls over and runs off the board