Cyber Version of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest

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Warning to all, watch out for the King Patzers he seems a nice guy on the surface but he is a ruthless business man.

Recently he persuaded me to invest in a new property.

His ad said $250,000 per sq foot but the cost was only $250 per sq. foot when I checked. He said it was a typo.  

I sent him a cheque for:

 
He then promised me a property like this: 

Which in actual fact - turned out to be this: 

 
So be warned, be weary of this con man!! 
 He has multiple business deals for the unwary.
And he still owes me $875,000
minus 50 cents for a game analysis.
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I did not receive this US$ 1 million CHECK !!

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Rumour has it my money got syphoned off for this:

I am sure it will be a great games 

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That Leonidas guy has like an 8 pack. Who's looking at what the fool is wearing!? No homo but that is something to strive for.. Almost there.
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MEXIMARTINI wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

Any more, any more? We must have more! 

LOL What RNA a.k.a "BILLY" said when he was denied visitation rights to the loony bin -

 

then this is what happened after BILLY kissed nurse Ratched and tried to flee...

 

OBVIOUSLY his heart was beating insanity...

 

BILLY, (formerly known as RNA), get's threatened from Nurse Ratched...

 

But Billy responds so witifully back..lol

 

Nothing scares me but Mommy. 

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MEXIMARTINI wrote:

That Leonidas guy has like an 8 pack. Who's looking at what the fool is wearing!? No homo but that is something to strive for.. Almost there.

They are computer generated abs. They are integrating & superimposing these days. A man with a 45 inch waist can be made to look like Mr Universe.

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

 

Nothing scares me but Mommy. 

......and Nurse Ratched

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Haha Nik. Yea CGI. I get it. I'm gonna strive to get those. One of the free things in life. Just takes hard work and dedication.
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6 pack of beers Mex? Or are you gunning for an 8 pack?

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Nikprit wrote:

6 pack of beers Mex? Or are you gunning for an 8 pack?

GUNNING for the 8 pack bro.  I work out to look fit in my casket.

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i am looking ripped already Mexi. Check this out man

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bahahahaha!!!  you got them before me!!! 

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I can show you the way brother, no worries Sealed

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looking at the Olympic atheletes, the women are ripped too these days.


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Ben Fine gold is not pleased that his pic got leaked ...

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i am looking ripped already Mexi. Check this out man

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even Buni is ripped these days


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i wish ;-)  my kids tell me my legs remind them of chicken wings ...

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ah now I have a proper image of you Bun. Your pictorial profile is coming together nicely now 

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Laughing

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Update of the Wards:

The wards (forums) are being over run by spam. This has nothing to do with Buniji our resident wise bunny. Praise to our furry friend.

It is not an Indian take out but an Indian take over bid, spamming has become a nuisance, so that you have difficulty accessing new threads.

Religous content keeps on spewing out from some people onto the wards. After 12 months of listening to one guy on here, Nurse Ratched recommended shock treatment. It was unanimously decided to NOT put in the usual mouthpiece, so as the patient would not bite his tongue.

No, no, we are hoping that the patient will bite his tongue. We have also glued together his fingers, so he can neither pick his nose, nor use a keyboard. 

Sounds excessive I know, but this is a mad house, so anything goes here.

Another patient is off his meds, has broken into 6 different wards (threads) & keeps repeating what he was repeating months ago & continues to repeat that which should not be constantly repeated, for fear that other patients may get caught up in the repeating disease.......(ooops I think it is contagious)

Controversy has erupted on some wards over women's scarves. People seem to be over reacting according to Dr. Shrinkurhead, his contention of the said issue is this: 'We cannot sort it out here, yet alone over there'. 

V3 is causing stress for people, change is inevitable, glitches are rumoured to be numerous & lots of patients are crying so hard their socks are wet.

Mdlunchface has closed his account, frustrated with V3, he has escaped from his ward and was last seen roaming the desert like Kwai Chaing Kane.

Mexi has gone AWOL, last time I spoke to him, he said he had to get out of this madhouse it was driving him crazy.

I tried to tell him that we are all a little crazy, but he said 'I refuse to listen to a madman, there has to be sanity somewhere in the world'

I wished him luck with his search & asked him to come back and tell us if he found it anywhere out there. He sent me a pic only last week......he says he is enjoying his vacation....but no luck as of yet in his search for sanity in the world.

 * More updates from the wards (threads) coming soon.....