Darwin's Arch

Darwin's Arch collapsed a few days ago - they say. Fake news of course. It didn't collapse, it evolved. Amongst rock experts this process is known as rock division. It's a warning for us chess players too since our chess pieces used to be little rocks. Synchronicity predicts that the same evolutionary step is about to be taken by many rocks on the planet simultaneously. These are the signs to look out for:

1. Division. An opponent you trust suddenly has 2 white squared bishops on the board during the game. He didn't cheat, the bishop rock cheated. Look carefully and you'll notice the bishops are a bit smaller now.
2. Contamination. A new phenomenon is digital contamination. When you store your chess box near a computing device, chances are the divding chess rocks contaminate your digital pieces which then start displaying the same behaviour.
3. Big Ego. Most dangerous are the singing rocks. When you hear the song "I am a rock"  (Simon and Garfunkel) coming from your speaker you hit upon an overconfident evolved specimen preparing for an "I Robot" takeover. When online, alert the site admin instantly!

Feel welcome to share your own experiences with dividing and singing rocks There is still time to save the human race from the rise of the rocks!

Singing rocks??!?! I know about ringing rocks

Gracias, buena advertencia de cuidado!