deepest darkest secret we listen and we don't judge

I secretly hate big bird and gave him a chick fil la sandwich told him it was tofu but it was actually his great aunt sue ellen

I-

I said we don't judge

but you have the elmo pfp lol

I have a crush on a antrophmorphic autisic coded trutle

thats because I am Elmo duh🙄

omg I didn't know how I missed that you are elmo silly me

i once killed a SPIDA🕷

how dare you

'sob' it was my life or his...

oh dang my bad didn't realize my condolences to you and that spidas family

3ootyshaker9000 I also like toitles, being a autistic pawn made of 1s and 0s I can relate. however, I must keep my secret private. Reason being, to avoid admin butthurts. say perhaps no thankyou to loud off leash dogs, and yes to proposition race car fire truck train. ✊

I was kicked outta my local library, for harboring a knife. And before that, I was escorted home by a cop, for breaking into an abandoned house, and breaking all the windows with a broom.

"I stuck my head out the window one time and got arrested for mooning, "

Oh, so you're so ugly, you have to trick or treat by phone?

"If I go out trick or treating the kids would try to pull my face off."

Hey! At least you'd look better😉👍

I got cooked by my school librarian Ms Mark for downloading extensions which made my school computer stop working which I using right know