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*now

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Once, I stole a rabbit from a petting zoo on a school field trip and let it free on the bus ride back
They still don’t know who did it
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My friend did the same with a chicken
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Over the course of 3 months, I took 10 books (without checking them out) outta my local library, ripped them up, and burned them in my backyard. No one even knows they're missing, and if anyone ever figures it out, they won't know it was me

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Don't ask me why I did it, I have no words, or regrets

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That’s nothing
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Nah uh, it's something

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U could have done worse
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If it were me, that number would be up in the 100 range
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Likeee??

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Pooped on the Liberians desk??

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Well, they were books about g&y ppl

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Or maybe, rip them up, and keep the ripped up stuff, then place them in an Amazon box on Christmas Day, not ever mentioning it was you
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Ya know, give them all back, just not in a good condition
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Give them a run for their money
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That's diabolical, imma try that next time

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And yes.......there will be.......a next time

MWAH HA HA HA

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Gud
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Or maybe next time, find every book about vandalism you can, vandalize all of them, and give then back at the same time
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I'll write in every one of em

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