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ron10023
DefenderPug2 wrote:
ron10023 wrote:

but you wouldn't find the body, so no crime =)

Psst, I would be the reason for your hidden body. Pugs are better than cake

I will give you permission to hide my body so long as you exchange every thing you own including money for cake and keep giving it to me in my hidey hole =)

It will also be a camoflage, if police inspects, you say: nothing officer, its just a pile of cake!! =)

DefenderPug2

It takes 83,820 rolls of toilet paper to reach the stratosphere. The diameter of a toilet paper roll is 12 cm. The stratosphere is 33,000 feet above the ground. There’s 1,005,840 cm in 33,000 feet. Divide 1,005,840 by 12 and boom. You get 83, 820 toilet paper rolls.

KyloAPPROVES

Boom

UnicornLover78
Boom 🤯
DefenderPug2

BEAT THAT ELON MUSK

M1m1c15
What does Elon musk have to do with this
DefenderPug2

I figured this out before Elon musk could. Now I’m going to make a toilet paper roll tower to the stratosphere.

M1m1c15
How do you know he hasn’t already figured it out
DefenderPug2

He smart, but he’s not my stupid smart. He would waste time to figure this out….unless. He’s reading my posts right now….

M1m1c15
Yes how do you know that I am not Elon musk
DefenderPug2

Oh shi* what if I’m talking to Elon musk right now…….say something Elon musk would say.

M1m1c15
Tesla’s are environmentally friendly
DefenderPug2

Oh my god ur Elon musk! can you help me fund my toilet paper roll tower to the stratosphere?

M1m1c15
Yes I’m working on environmentally friendly toilet paper made from dirt
DefenderPug2

*we wipin off dirt using dirt*

M1m1c15
Exactly
KyloAPPROVES

Exactly

KyloAPPROVES

Whut

DefenderPug2

Bro what are you trippin on?

Lord_Of_Dragons736

I'm confused