Define a sandwich

If you can define a sandwich with no loop holes you will be awesome. No repeating what someone before you said. (sounds easy but it is actually really hard.) 

Subway's Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on Italian Herb and Cheese bread, 2 slices pepper jack cheese, toasted, with ALL the veggies, and DRENCHED, I mean dripping so much that your hands are sticky after eating, with Sweet Onion Sauce. When they are done drenching the sauce over one side, you have to say "Now do the same on the other side". That's my definition of a sandwich! 

so dowdythefifth would a shoe between two waterbottles each 50 miles away from each other be a sandwich?

lol nomadicknight.

ok... then I am in a sandwhich between the earth and some random star. 

it's actually sand witch.

 Really?

For a long time I thought it was spelled that way... but... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich

If you Google "sandwitch", you get this: "Showing results for sandwich"

And If you put in the search "sand witch" with the space, it just shows people making sand sculptures on the beach in the form of witches.

So no, it is indeed spelled "sandwich". I know where you're coming from, Bishop: I used to think it was spelled that way, too! 

phew ... But I spelled it wrong myself too

Then I am in a sandwich right now

true that

I'm a sandwich

Sandwich:  Food between two or more slices of bread.

Then bread inside bread is a sandwitch

lol