DIE OR BE DISSED (the game that goes on forever)

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ZacharyQuack6
So here is how it goes;

You say one of the WORST ways you could be disrespected, and also write one of the WORST ways you could die.
Then choose which one you would rather have happen to you, and post it here!
I’ll go first:
The diss: someone mistakes you for a midget if you are short.
The death: killed by a flock of pigeons.
I choose the diss
ZacharyQuack6
Anyone
ZacharyQuack6
???
spedUK
you’re forums suck ass mate
spedUK
why does my autocorrect always go to you’re
123tigerX

I'm good

123tigerX

I'll try it when it gets popular

InsanePig23456

I'm die

Bateman-v

Don't die, pork chop, I'll eat you like a pig.