🌌🌟Dimension Hoppers🌟🌌 (RP)
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*the computer screen flashes, showing a photo of a distant planet*
Mark: What's your next job?! Did you see what Ricky over here just did?!
*pulls up a newspaper*
Distance: 1 000m
Vehicle: space shuttle
Vehicle: space shuttle
“Is this it?”
Ref ref ref ref ahhhh *cough cough* dang that down syndrome sucked bad
*I point to the screen*
Sarah: In that simple job you had to do, you managed to p### off half of the population there, then kill them all. *sips coffee* Work goals.
Next Job: Planet Icevilla
Client: Iceberg ogre
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Client: Iceberg ogre
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*I turn to Sarah* “OH, LIKE YOU COULD DO ANY BETTER?”
*I slam the keyboard, causing everyone to shudder*
Sarah: I work in Administration. I have to do a piece of paperwork for every shape you nuked. *whisper* The last delivery force could've done much better.
“Blown your cover! We’re criminals?! It’s not my fault you hired Leafy!”
It's not my fault we were in danger
I nuked them because our lives were in danger so you can shove the paperwork straight up your shape srah
Sarah
Mark: We were desperate, the last group *Quincy would be sobbing, but no more tears* all died in one mission, and it's a tough job convincing people to work with this bad of a reputation.
So when do we go home?
“Well, WOMP WOMP cause we’re going to the next job!” *I snatch Sarah's coffre and slam it on a table before walking to the shuttle lot*
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