DIO INCIDENT

My good sir, tell us about the incident before we have to use more unsavory methods of information gathering. (torture)

Ok, fine.

I once bumped into Dio. He beat me up. That’s all. That’s the Dio incident.

*winks to the invisible audience*

I grab muffin by the collar

”this is a nice collar. Anyways please tell me what actually happened”

This is simply unsatisfactory. And as such, you will be waterboarded.

Ok, fine.

One time I said Jojo’s was overrated. Dio came and beat my buttocks. The end.

*winks again*

Chinese water torture then

*womp womp*

after that you'll be thrown in the gladiatorial arena

your opponent will be Globor the Ball-Crusher

How do you expect me to survive against a gladiator after torture?!

At this point just do the boats.

Æ–

how about this? [this is a very wikipedia article about something made by the Assyrian empire it's gonna be bad] makes Vlad the impaler look tame

oh jeez

heh

i’m so dead

reveal the secret then

*pulls out a shotgun*
”if you want to defend urself you can have this”

*hands it to him*

um