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This is making me miss KOTL
Guys here’s two dnd memes.
Warlock:I must have vengeance for my brothers death!
Fighter: You have my sword.
Barbarian: And my axe.
Necromancer: And your brother
Dm: You walk into the tavern and see a hunched over man wearing a black cloak. He wears a crown of bone and blade, and one of his arms is steel.
Player: Who else is in the tavern?
Dm: Uhh, a goblin named Sam Smorkle.
Player: I want to talk to Sam Smorkle.
Warlock:I must have vengeance for my brothers death!
Fighter: You have my sword.
Barbarian: And my axe.
Necromancer: And your brother
Dm: You walk into the tavern and see a hunched over man wearing a black cloak. He wears a crown of bone and blade, and one of his arms is steel.
Player: Who else is in the tavern?
Dm: Uhh, a goblin named Sam Smorkle.
Player: I want to talk to Sam Smorkle.
Me: I made a half orc rouge.
Dm: Different but could work.
Me: The thing is, he puts no points into stealth.
Dm: Okay.
Me: He cranks intimidation really high. Whenever he has to make a stealth check he just shouts in their face “YOU CANT SEE GROG!”, and because of his intimidation they responds in fear “I cant see you, I can’t see you”.
Dm: Different but could work.
Me: The thing is, he puts no points into stealth.
Dm: Okay.
Me: He cranks intimidation really high. Whenever he has to make a stealth check he just shouts in their face “YOU CANT SEE GROG!”, and because of his intimidation they responds in fear “I cant see you, I can’t see you”.
Playing dnd with 9 year olds has different flavors.
1, making the zombie your friend and 2, doing things recognized as war crimes
1, making the zombie your friend and 2, doing things recognized as war crimes
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