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quinnnwin wrote:
I love dogs and I have the craziest stories to tell
I had a dog once. A German Shepherd named Groucho. We got along pretty good. We both liked going for walks, chasing balls at the park, we even barked at the mailman together.
Unfortunately as time went on the language barrier ended up becoming more of an issue than I thought it would. I started taking German language classes at the Community Center but no matter how hard I studied I just couldn't get the hang of it.
Eventually Groucho got fed up with my incompetence and moved out. He says he's living a good life with Mrs. Müller down the road.
Ich vermisse dich, Groucho. Bitte komm zurück.
It sounds like this dog said “thank u, next” and ditched you. Did he bark, “we can’t be friends” as well?
BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
It sounds like this dog said “thank u, next” and ditched you. Did he bark, “we can’t be friends” as well?
How would I know what he barked? I don't understand German. I do know that Groucho had excellent taste in music so I'm fairly certain he would never sing something from Taco Bell Gande.
#12 HAHAAHAHAHAHA
Heres a funny one one if my dogs liver stopped and then he died a year later 😁
*stopped working properly
😁✌️
Like dude not cool
Guys please laugh
why?
Because ots funny
N1ghtmareRanger wrote:
Heres a funny one one if my dogs liver stopped and then he died a year later 😁
Am I understanding wrong or do you mean you think this is funny? 🤔
I dont think its funny im just 😁
Sir_TrashPanda wrote:
quinnnwin wrote:
I love dogs and I have the craziest stories to tell
I had a dog once. A German Shepherd named Groucho. We got along pretty good. We both liked going for walks, chasing balls at the park, we even barked at the mailman together.
Unfortunately as time went on the language barrier ended up becoming more of an issue than I thought it would. I started taking German language classes at the Community Center but no matter how hard I studied I just couldn't get the hang of it.
Eventually Groucho got fed up with my incompetence and moved out. He says he's living a good life with Mrs. Müller down the road.
Ich vermisse dich, Groucho. Bitte komm zurück.
Just know german shepherd only speak german!?
I love dogs and I have the craziest stories to tell