How about hello..my name is...what is your?
dose anyone know any good pickup lines?
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Apr 29, 2023
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Hi, my name is George. I’m unemployed, and I live with my parents.
Apr 29, 2023
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#4
Hi can I send you a game request? What do you think of the Giuoco Piano? Pretty cool opening huh? Did you get my friend request? Someday I'm going to have a nice car. Okay bye, my roommates just got home.
I saw this book on Amazon: "A Chess Player’s Guide: The Strategy And Tactics of Winning A Girlfriend"...
Apr 29, 2023
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#6
Best way is to walk up to the girl & tell her straight that you are taking her out for a curry
are you an astronaut? cuz you’re out of this world
Just say "You have a beautiful smile." Then walk away.
Hi, can I get your email address
May 5, 2023
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#14
Hi I ordered a meal and I’ve come to pick it up. Thanks so much! (Obviously this varies depending on what you’re picking up)
Hello. Mhm. Why are you bothering me? Mhm. Yup. What are you doing... Mhm. Guess so. Mhm. Hmm. Yeah. Okay then. Stop bothering me. Mhm. Yup. Yeah. Mhm. Alright. If you say so. Guess so. Mhm. Okay. Yes. Mhm. Yeah. Yup. Mhm. Just go away will you??
Oops wrong side of the pickup line! 😰
May 5, 2023
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Whoaaaa - a lot of smooooth talkers on chess.com! 😳🤔 P.S. Here’s a line that actually works much of the time - hold your hand out, shake her hand, look her in the eye, smile, and say “I just had to meet you - I’m __________.”
Pegusu wrote:
Whoaaaa - a lot of smooooth talkers on chess.com! 😳🤔 P.S. Here’s a line that actually works much of the time - hold your hand out, shake her hand, look her in the eye, smile, and say “I just had to meet you - I’m __________.”
Lol 😂 many yrs ago I was on The LMAO Dating Game and was bachelor #1 and she chose me 🤣 I went Nassau Bahamas four days 3 nights!
It was Beach week, I was in cacky green shorts with a green flower'd pattern colored casual beach shirt. They gave you an half hour with the 3 questions the gal was to ask each bachelor, so that lol you weren't stumped with having nothing to say, and the last question was "if she was on the beach and you saw and approached her what would you say?", 😂 well, the other two dudes had hilarious come-on lines and then she asked me lmao.
I lol said to her can please repeat the question, laughing quietly.. The announcer rolled up to me with his q card of her answers and began to reread it to me, and I then said I have no answer, and the audience went histerical, and I added that I would just say HI! 😂 lmao next thing you know everyone gave me a standing ovation, and then he asked her why did you choose bachelor #1, and lol she said she felt sorry for me! It turned out that she had friends in the audience and they told her I was the cutest of the 3. 🤣 true lmao story lol was in '88
May 5, 2023
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ahh_fiddlefaddle wrote:
Pegusu wrote:
Whoaaaa - a lot of smooooth talkers on chess.com! 😳🤔 P.S. Here’s a line that actually works much of the time - hold your hand out, shake her hand, look her in the eye, smile, and say “I just had to meet you - I’m __________.”
Lol 😂 many yrs ago I was on The LMAO Dating Game and was bachelor #1 and she chose me 🤣 I went Nassau Bahamas four days 3 nights!
It was Beach week, I was in cacky green shorts with a green flower'd pattern colored casual beach shirt. They gave you an half hour with the 3 questions the gal was to ask each bachelor, so that lol you weren't stumped with having nothing to say, and the last question was "if she was on the beach and you saw and approached her what would you say?", 😂 well, the other two dudes had hilarious come-on lines and then she asked me lmao.
I lol said to her can please repeat the question, laughing quietly.. The announcer rolled up to me with his q card of her answers and began to reread it to me, and I then said I have no answer, and the audience went histerical, and I added that I would just say HI! 😂 lmao next thing you know everyone gave me a standing ovation, and then he asked her why did you choose bachelor #1, and lol she said she felt sorry for me! It turned out that she had friends in the audience and they told her I was the cutest of the 3. 🤣 true lmao story lol was in '88
nope. too many misspellings to be true. (unless you're drunk)
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