Down a Pen

there is a high pensibility it's because I don't value my pens enough.

haha ,you sir are in de nile. ,  ,err denial. To fix the problem have Moses turn a serPENt into a staff and part the river too.

Just don't panic losing these pens, do you work in a postal office by chance?

Why I mailed the first letter with this stamp.

Check the DNA from the spittle.

Dawn a Penn . . . No, No, No,

Some good suggestions and bad songs posted.

Thanks to all. Today I might try to make a move on the guy's mouse.

Thepenismightierthanthesword!

That's not what your mother said last night Trebek!

Sean Connery - "What's the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold?"

Probably the cat.

"One's a sick duck . . . I can't remember how it ends."

This is unnaceptable! You need to declare a war for the office supplies! If things get bad, sue him for stealing without permission. Unnaceptable behaviour must not go unpunished.

 Yeah, and if anybody should know, it would be the PENquin!

Penquin: they come in as black or white.

 How do they go out?     

they go out on the paper.

  I never knew penquins were paper trained!          :)