bruh
Duck Invasion Warning.

bucharest will send some of its us supplied mini nukes towards chesskingloops base to supply him, leave no duck alive my good sir

I havr killed the tipparery race of ducks
alas but some ducks are underwater kill tehm with the nukes i sent u
Some Chess clubs in NJ have been taken over by the ducks. My club in West Orange will stand firm against them. Under my leadership, I eliminated "bughouse Chess" and forbade the playing of unsound gambits. It was a tough battle and I have the scars to show for it.
Hail the resistance