Duck Invasion Warning: Humanity Fights Back

Calling All Humans:

We will NEVER accept being subjugated by ducks again!

We will NEVER give up on our goal of reclaiming the world!

It is HUMANITY'S birthright to rule the world!

TO WAR WE GO!!!

We shall bring death and destruction on all birds!

So the frogs have chosen to meet the same fate birds will. We will wage war against frogs as well.

ZUM KRIEG GEGEN DIE VÖGEL!!!

erm. owls are better.

There's no way you could be less correct.

Neomustels are the most hard-line against birds. I'm going to forge an alliance with them.

The Human-Neomustel Alliance is about to kick rear end!

erm. what are neomustels.

The catboys and catgirls with monkey tails and weasel-like ears.

Then join the side of Humanity and Neomustels.

I have to go now.

Nah You said all birds do that crosses off a lot of people who might've helped you

Do I look like I care?

(Bands of Neomustel marauders raid the Duck-World Government's buildings across most of Eurasia while human militias destroy Duck-World Government buildings across the Americas and Africa.)

2135 Feb 19, Current Frontlines.

(Neomustel militants detonate a uranium nuke in Singapore, spreading fallout across Southeast Asia.)

And Singapore.