Duck War Interview (Duck Invasion Warning)

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Luthien_DaughterOfThingol

Hello! I am going to write an article on the war between humans and ducks on chess.com.

Interview for the war (please fill out and say if I can quote you on this)

  1. When did you join the war or this thread? Or this one?
  2. What side are you on, Ducks, Humans, or Neutral? (if applicable)
  3. What are your thoughts on the current progress of the war?
  4. If you were leading your side and the other offered peace negotiations, would you accept? If so, what terms would you bargain for?
  5. What are your thoughts on this forum?
  6. What clubs have you joined while participating in the war?
  7. What's it like living at your army HQ? (if applicable)
  8. What are your thoughts on people's attention to this war? (i. e. is anyone still watching it)
  9. Would you give me a statement on the war?

Chickens may have joined the Duck side. Foxes, Snakes, songbirds, and the house of Slytherin (I know, strange) are on the Human side.

Here is the opening to the original post:

"@Derek-C-Goodwin 
 24 
#1
I have started seeing ducks everywhere on chess.com, it started with one in a forum, now they have formed a cult and seem intent on taking over, they even have a duck university now where they train their brainwashed new recruits. No one who has gone in has ever come out yet unless it is as a duck!

https://www.chess.com/club/duck-state-university

An armada was seen landing on the east coast and shortly after this picture arrived there was radio silence.....

I think we need to start sharing recipes for duck pie and duck l'orange on this thread.......

(this is of course a lighthearted post)."

Come and answer me.

This is war correspondent Adalais, signing off.

Luthien_DaughterOfThingol

Please read at least six pages from both ends of the forum before answering. wink.png Thanks!

Luthien_DaughterOfThingol

I hope someone answers this...

Forever_a_Servant_of_God

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Luthien_DaughterOfThingol

Hi Forever.

Forever_a_Servant_of_God

Hi

silver_wolf007

Can you share the link to the original thread?

Luthien_DaughterOfThingol

I put this up because I have been the official war correspondent for the Defense Against Ducks for a week and I need to get something out for them soon. Do you think the questions are OK?

LITO13mtz
I think I read it all but I don't remember if I did
Luthien_DaughterOfThingol
moluczak wrote:

Can you share the link to the original thread?

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/duck-invasion-warning

There you go.

LITO13mtz
I am on the human side
Luthien_DaughterOfThingol

I know, LITO.

https://www.chess.com/club/defense-against-ducks-open-club

https://www.chess.com/club/defense-against-ducks

https://www.chess.com/club/duck-invaision-war

These are the human's clubs.

Forever_a_Servant_of_God

Human ftw

Luthien_DaughterOfThingol

I guessed as much. I, of course am a human. Let's contact the duck leaders and Elijah and see if we can get them to form an alliance so we can fight them.

Forever_a_Servant_of_God

yes

Luthien_DaughterOfThingol

I am working on the alliance. I know who leads each side. I just need to get them talking.

Leothemaster3
Adalais wrote:

Hello! I am going to write an article on the war between humans and ducks on chess.com.

Interview for the war (please fill out and say if I can quote you on this)

  1. I joined on October 5th, 2022 as of comment 30.
  2. Hail the humans
  3. Now there are a hundred versions of my club, even though my club was one of the first to be created. I am trying to focus on supporting the humans side of the war though.
  4. The bargains would be stop spamming the duck song everywhere!
  5. Hail to the survivors.
  6. I created three clubs to help.
  7. I sent a invite to one of the first people to help me during this war 
  8. I feel like people are just saying and advertising
  9. Let's outnumber the ducks and reach 3m comments.

Chickens may have joined the Duck side. Foxes, Snakes, songbirds, and the house of Slytherin (I know, strange) are on the Human side.

Here is the opening to the original post:

"@Derek-C-Goodwin 
 24 
#1
I have started seeing ducks everywhere on chess.com, it started with one in a forum, now they have formed a cult and seem intent on taking over, they even have a duck university now where they train their brainwashed new recruits. No one who has gone in has ever come out yet unless it is as a duck!

https://www.chess.com/club/duck-state-university

An armada was seen landing on the east coast and shortly after this picture arrived there was radio silence.....

I think we need to start sharing recipes for duck pie and duck l'orange on this thread.......

(this is of course a lighthearted post)."

Come and answer me.

This is war correspondent Adalais, signing off.

Luthien_DaughterOfThingol

Thanks Leo!

adninyelng

What side are you on, Ducks, Humans, or Neutral? (if applicable)

Neutral. Humans already won, and I don't find the war fun anymore

AZT3KO_OND34DO

Damn, my self from my old life commented on this thread, the happy nostalgia 🥲