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Duck War Interview (Duck Invasion Warning)

I put this up because I have been the official war correspondent for the Defense Against Ducks for a week and I need to get something out for them soon. Do you think the questions are OK?

Can you share the link to the original thread?
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/duck-invasion-warning
There you go.

I know, LITO.
https://www.chess.com/club/defense-against-ducks-open-club
https://www.chess.com/club/defense-against-ducks
https://www.chess.com/club/duck-invaision-war
These are the human's clubs.

I guessed as much. I, of course am a human. Let's contact the duck leaders and Elijah and see if we can get them to form an alliance so we can fight them.

Hello! I am going to write an article on the war between humans and ducks on chess.com.
Interview for the war (please fill out and say if I can quote you on this)
- I joined on October 5th, 2022 as of comment 30.
- Hail the humans
- Now there are a hundred versions of my club, even though my club was one of the first to be created. I am trying to focus on supporting the humans side of the war though.
- The bargains would be stop spamming the duck song everywhere!
- Hail to the survivors.
- I created three clubs to help.
- I sent a invite to one of the first people to help me during this war
- I feel like people are just saying and advertising
- Let's outnumber the ducks and reach 3m comments.
Chickens may have joined the Duck side. Foxes, Snakes, songbirds, and the house of Slytherin (I know, strange) are on the Human side.
Here is the opening to the original post:
"@Derek-C-Goodwin
24
#1
I have started seeing ducks everywhere on chess.com, it started with one in a forum, now they have formed a cult and seem intent on taking over, they even have a duck university now where they train their brainwashed new recruits. No one who has gone in has ever come out yet unless it is as a duck!
https://www.chess.com/club/duck-state-university
An armada was seen landing on the east coast and shortly after this picture arrived there was radio silence.....
I think we need to start sharing recipes for duck pie and duck l'orange on this thread.......
(this is of course a lighthearted post)."
Come and answer me.
This is war correspondent Adalais, signing off.
Hello! I am going to write an article on the war between humans and ducks on chess.com.
Interview for the war (please fill out and say if I can quote you on this)
Chickens may have joined the Duck side. Foxes, Snakes, songbirds, and the house of Slytherin (I know, strange) are on the Human side.
Here is the opening to the original post:
"@Derek-C-Goodwin
24
#1
I have started seeing ducks everywhere on chess.com, it started with one in a forum, now they have formed a cult and seem intent on taking over, they even have a duck university now where they train their brainwashed new recruits. No one who has gone in has ever come out yet unless it is as a duck!
https://www.chess.com/club/duck-state-university
An armada was seen landing on the east coast and shortly after this picture arrived there was radio silence.....
I think we need to start sharing recipes for duck pie and duck l'orange on this thread.......
(this is of course a lighthearted post)."
Come and answer me.
This is war correspondent Adalais, signing off.