Dumb Names

This is a dumb idea I came up with where you list dumb names real names, attempted names, or fake names.
Here's mine:
Spinach
Violence
Pubert
Facebook
I'munique
So'unique
Tanner (This one isn't that bad)
And the worst one:
The at symbol.
Yeah, someone tries to name their child something that isn't even an English letter.

La-a, pronounced "Ladasha" because the dash isn't silent.

It is really ridiculous when latinos put english names. 

Then it sounds like William Gonzales, Bryan Perez, James Rodriguez, Kevin Hernandez and so on. 

I used to know a guy whose full name was Andreas Christopher Jones-Fernandez. Spanish father, English mother.

Now your name is Peabrain, and you get all your mails.