Earth is flat. Prove me wrong.

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The photos presented show a disc, round but flat like a silver dollar. I have yet to see a photo showing the earth to be a globe. The earth is not like a beach ball, but rather like a flying saucer, flat and spinning.

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Yes they did....they rode there on flying pigs!

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Don't you have better tales?

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If the earth is a spinning disk. WHY don't we fly off?
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I am here to tell my story. I survived.

Jan. 14 I left in my 1 man submersible "DeepFlight". (As seen on utube) and started my voyage to the edge. The submersible was chosen for its ability to pass under the ravages of the seas near the edge. As we know by now, because of the Rotational forces involved, the ice glaciers form a sort of boundary along the edge. Thus preventing our water from falling away. Of course there will be a small amount of drippage, as shown by a recent pic. I made a daring surfacing manuver and was able to anchor only 3.8 miles from the edge. My companion (A Labador) and myself completed the trek, uneventful for our story, and peered over the edge. The 1st successful attempt. I am quite honored to have received the prestigous Admiral Perry's Navigational Cap of Distinguished Mariners. The APNCDM, the highest award given .

What I saw there, it is my understanding will become declassified in 2025. What I am allowed to say is the earth is flat. The rounders theory is only a footnote in the history books.

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I didn't survive.

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kayak21 is too modest. She is fine and doing well.

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I'm still hanging on. It's low tide up north.

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of course the earth is flat just look out your window

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I can't hold on much longer, I might break a nail.

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Hang on! The tide will change soon. Next time attach a Mariners bungee cord. They come in mile lengths for any situation.

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The pic clearly shows why ocean waves exist. If the Earth were round no waves would occur. Surfers praise the flat earth Gods, while scientists scream about predicting the tides. I think kayak21 may have ventured out beyond the prescribed parameters we learned in school.

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mdinnerspace wrote:

Hang on! The tide will change soon. Next time attach a Mariners bungee cord. They come in mile lengths for any situation.

I'm swinging on it now. I keep bashing my head on the space station. I can see Tim. Hello Tim.

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It's great to see that people are enjoying life on the flat earth.

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Scientists are warning the flat earth may one day flip over. What we know as being the "up" side of our disc will suddenly become the "under" side. Debate is raging as to whether or not we'll fall off into space. Precautions are underway such as magnetic boots and roads under construction. Imo, this is a waste of tax dollars. A more practical solution would be to develope a reverse gravity machine. It would solve any imaginable problems, even the issue of the blood flowing to our heads instead of the feet.

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Sure is "raging"! Like a forest fire a little no?
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Geological evidence indicates the earth makes a "flipping over" every 20,000 years on average. Scientists point out we as still here, proving we do not fall off the earth when it flips. The other side arguing that's just speculation, no actual proof. Many appear to be simply fanatics, entrenched in dogmatic beliefs. But since they control the House and Senate (not to mention our tax dollars) plans continue to fit everyone for magnetic boots (at your expense I might add) and the construction of magnetic sidewalks and roads. It has been pointed out autos travel on rubber wheels, but engineers claim this is only a minor technicality.

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Tell me how the earth rotates.

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By "spin"

All objects are spinning, from atoms to galaxies.

From our perspective relative to the sun we are spinning counter-clockwise.

On a foot note, if the flat earth didn't spin, the water in the oceans would fall over the edge.

Good question!

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