No one tell Ari. She cannot know
Elin is not-so-secretly my wife.

Ate, obvi ygs are swexily slaying all day, every day, and in every way lol. Can't wait for the marriage ceremony tomorrow!!!

I just listened to Albuquerque (11 min) and for some reason this post seems like a setup to something similar

Is this real fr-
Very real. Why would I write such a long post about a fake story?

"Elin is the best thing that has ever happened, and was worth sacrificing some of my intelligence for."
I'd like to quote this in my bio frfr.

"Elin is the best thing that has ever happened, and was worth sacrificing some of my intelligence for."
I'd like to quote this in my bio frfr.
On behalf of both Elin and I, we'd be honored.

Nice thread, I'm guessing you still live in Texas, though. Have you met Elin irl?
I live in Canada with my dear Elin!
I want from hot to cold, and from a burger to poutine.
I don't think I have much more intelligence to sacrifice. Maybe a nice helmet would do the trick.