Epic doge has returned

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ChesswithGautham wrote:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION

"WE WANT 2015 BACK"

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epic-doge wrote:

i first young nm in world. 

 

The youngest NM is Christopher Yoo (well, at least as of 2017) at 9 years old, almost 10. If you're really 8 and NM, that would be impressive, but, 1. That's highly unrealistic if the youngest NM was already almost 10 when he got his title. And 2. No excuse you make could ever overcome the fact that your daily, bullet, rapid, and blitz ratings are all below 900.

 

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Stop trying to fool us. Let me say this yet again for the millionth time, clearly: No one on chess.com believes you are an NM, @epic-doge, also known as Oliver Handler. So stop trying to make us believe something we all know isn't true. Here's a tip though: Get a puzzle rush record higher than half your IQ.

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"i beet gms. now they're scared of me"

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BishopTakesH7 wrote:

Stop trying to fool us. Let me say this yet again for the millionth time, clearly: No one on chess.com believes you are an NM, @epic-doge, also known as Oliver Handler. So stop trying to make us believe something we all know isn't true. Here's a tip though: Get a puzzle rush record higher than half your IQ.

He did. What’s the next thing he has to do?

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epic-doge wrote:

i cry now. stop attack me. i am good 8 old nm. i big nm and defeat magnoose Carlsen. magnioose easy not hard. 8 old defeat. make me modd pls or I cry. i staff or mod

Challenge me, then. Rapid

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No do daily

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Look what I replied to bishoptakes

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Ok, daily.

 

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Oh, and also, no cheating with an engine. That's against the rules

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He’s not gonna accept he’s scared

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Nytemere wrote:

Oh, and also, no cheating with an engine. That's against the rules

He could ask an nm to play for him

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Ooooohhh... I didn't think about that

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But seriously, he says he's an National Master. So, he might not

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There’s always a possibility so idk

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HEY EVERYONE THIS IS MY FORUM SO NOW I GIVE YPU PERMISSION TO ATTEND COURT

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PETITION TO SEND EPIC DOGE TO THE ATIC 

FIST TO 5 / -5 WINS/LOSSES

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Guys. How did he get a fide rating???

 

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Idk

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Just send him to chesskid