Face to Face with GOD
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corrijean
Dec 19, 2011
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corrijean wrote:
InvisibleDuck wrote:
The latest in fashionable religious headgear from the Church of the FSM.
I read an article about the man. Wearing hats in id photos wasn't allowed by the government. He claimed a religious exemption based on being a pastafarian and won.
It is NOT a "hat" you heathen pagan barbarian it is a hole-e spaghetti strainer blessed by washing the noodly strands of his sacred spaghettiness, peace and meat sauce be upon him, all hail his disciples, they that weareth the hole-e garb shall rule and enjoy fine cuisine for all time or until the cows come home, whichever comes first.
If your god wants me to believe in him, all he's got to do is come down and talk to me. Until then, keep thy religion to thy F'ing self.
I think people misunderstand the OP. He is arguing against the same atrocities, deities, and absurdities as many others in this thread. Part of that is that h is precise position is confused and part is our collective lack of interest in his religious beliefs. But at least understand he does not accept what people normally think of as God, and does except that all life evolved, including anyone he refers to as God.
Now back to my beer volcano and that other fun place here. :)
Pfffft!
You can't match this rap:
Torquemadas wrote:
And in the good old days, when they opposed our “views”, well, then it was : “MADAM, PLEASE TAKE A SEAT NOW!” , as this old image shows:
....... (call for a return to the dark ages, etc)
Tomas de Torquemada
Grand Inquisitor of Spain
(but as we both know, my code-name is "The Duck" tell no one)
Those were the good old days. Especially the witch trials.
We dunk you in water.
If you float, that means the water rejects you and you are guilty. Death by hanging!
If you sink to the bottom and drown...innocent!
Church justice at its finest!