favorite pickup lines

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keep it appropriate. but mines, are you lightning because you’re my queen
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i have skittles in my mouth want to taste the rainbow
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are you a camera because every time i look at you i have to smile
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i need a solution to my math problem, give me your number!
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was there an earthquake or did you just rock my world
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i'm no photographer but i can picture us together
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Bruh, in my opinion, I’m just saying, but I don’t think pickup lines work.
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pick up lines almost never work i just think they’re a funny joke
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Telling a girl you have a std might not work well...hopefully you can get a shot to help you with your std

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Some said this in a forum (forgot which one) Are you a pawn ? Because I want to make you my queen

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Here's one, lol------"Girl, you MUST be tired; you been running thru my mind all day!"...

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8675-309

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Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed. 👀 🦭 🦁 🛌
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Don't bother with a pickup line. Just take your shirt off and show off the shreds

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Do you sleep on your tummy? No? Mind if I do?

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Jeff no one cares
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ikr no one will be impressed by that
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Girls care but OK

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Hehehe #jefflivesmatter
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pickup lines are no magic spells, they can just make you a little more charming (good pickup lines though)

I like #6 and #17