Finally found God

Don't know what this is about but the notifications are so persistent and won't go away.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/cry-about-it-jannie-worshippers

Jehovah's witnesses could take a lesson or two from this. No it can't be an error since the site has been contacted and they're helpless.

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/cant-seem-to-get-rid-of-notification-of-a-thread-thats-already-been-deleted

I give up. I believe. Henceforth I worship Jannie.

Whatever or whoever that is.

Thanks chess.com. All these years of searching ...

Maybe he misspelled Jain.

Jannie, what's the problem?

Or maybe he means Janitor worshipers

Maybe the Jannie worshipers paid the site to keep reminding them about Jannie. More advertisement and that has resulted in a new member

Jannie for a good time

Mahavira, the dude who put barbers out of a job?

light mode 💀💀

It's the lord's aura shining through.

Unbeliever, repent.

In after the confused child

Can't be this Jannie - she's pro-vaccine now cause it makes her feel good

Jannie's definitely got stones. Old or otherwise

As you are my dictator I guess that means I'll have to worship Jannie too. I'll Google it and adhere to the new faith.

Don't know man. I'd always proclaimed myself God but this revelation is just undeniable.

Jannie is that Jannie is. What she said when I asked about her bush - the burning one on the mountain of Sin AI. Or was that chatgpt? These are confusing times

I have seen the light and turn my soul over to the great Jannie.

the following gnostic text was recovered by treasure hunters from google cache

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:QykmY1M-XW8J:https://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/cry-about-it-jannies-and-jannie-worshippers&cd=10&hl=en&ct=clnk

behold our humble martyred messiah who just identified as somebody.

know him, for his number is one hundred and thirty three.

(do not add five hundred and thirty three to that)

However the word is clear - KHFT (Kind, Helpful, Forgiving, Tolerant).

We shall name our lord KaHFeT as per our traditions.

Or just Jannie for those who really know.

what language is that? Afrikaans?

Is somebody133 the devil, well if you add 533 you get devil number and he is opposing Jannie.